*Sherds. Sherds of large pottery.

(Glad you’re feeling better!)

Almost every woman I know who has had a baby, planned and unplanned, drank and even did drugs and smoked unintentionally during their first few weeks and every single one of them has healthy children who don’t have FAS. It must say something about my friend group, but I seriously can't think of a single person I know…

Um, Amber rocked the full red lip way before Kylie even had lips. Smh.

I just use missha revolution night cream at night and my normal face products during the day. Or I sometimes use Aveeno anti aging lotion on my neck and chest. I’m not sure what to suggest that is décolletage specific, but there are a ton of products out there. If you don’t already use products with salycylic acid…

Hyaluronic acid is a good moisturizing acid found in lotions and sheet masks. Heavy night creams are good for chests and necks, and I'm in love with algenist skin oils. At a medium range to low price point there is a ton of stuff to help with skin and I love talking about it!

I don’t know but I use skin care products with various acids in the them always put them on my neck and décolletage as well. Plus, our girl Su probably has Botox and a boob job to help things along.

Susan Sarandon has always been so hot. Is that tacky to say? Oh well, it’s true.

An acquaintance of mine who is a typical out of touch rich girl has a massive trust that she’ll receive when she’s 31. Until then she’s playing at being a graduate student and activist while her parents still pay for everything. So, in theory I think it’s to wait until a person is mature enough to handle it. But…

Like others have said his gifts to his assistant and son’s nanny show what a decent dude he more than likely was.

It takes patience and maybe some practice, but that’s how I do it now, usually. Take breaks!

It takes patience and maybe some practice, but that’s how I do it now, usually. Take breaks!

Yeah regular vibes don’t work for me, either. Like, they’re fun and I use them as foreplay or as a way to make sex a little more stimulating during, but when it comes down to orgasm time, I bust out my wand.

Yeah regular vibes don’t work for me, either. Like, they’re fun and I use them as foreplay or as a way to make sex a…

I call mine Ol Faithful and honestly I don’t think any hitachi wand should have a different name. It’s almost utilitarian in its effectiveness.

I call mine Ol Faithful and honestly I don’t think any hitachi wand should have a different name. It’s almost…

I just used mine bc some inlaws will be staying this weekend and I had to stack up orgasms since I won’t be able to use any vibes (the only way i can orgasm) in our thin-walled apartment the entire time. I had 4 orgasms in a span of 10 or so minutes, which is average. I love it more than I love basically anything else…

I just used mine bc some inlaws will be staying this weekend and I had to stack up orgasms since I won’t be able to…

Well if you bothered to read what she’d said, she acknowledges her privilege. She was asked about gender issues and she answered with the caveat that she is very privileged. So your faux outrage is wasted on this day.

I disagree with claims that she looks like a bigger idiot. She isn’t a scholar or a social scientist. She’s an actor. What she said is fine and as a woman she has the agency to talk about gender like that, especially when endlessly prompted to by every single outlet hat interviews her. Not her problem that folks who…

All of this outrage over a misquote. Nice, Nice.

Don Bluth made some of the most horrifying children’s movies I can think of. He and Henson lent to not a few nightmares and irrational fears in my childhood.

This is terrible news.

Right? And not like they’re going to be handing out free IUDs.

I’m, like, a little offended honestly! She doesn’t even know what it’s called! Wow! I wish I was “thinks coach is called tourist” rich.