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If you actually think my comment is self congratulatory bc I admitted to not getting it when JD mania was peaking, and bc I thought he looked like a creepy person before, or even if you’re just trolling, then, well, I have some middle finger emojis for you.

My dislike of Deen is admittedly made more acute due to how I always thought he had a creepy face and was not as likeable as the Internet told me he was, but I believe Stoya and his other accusers 100% and his lame, juvenile tweets make me feel all the more nauseated for it.

Who would be surprised by this? I doubt he ever even changed his own children’s diapers. I think Kate and William are considered down to earth because they actually do those sorts of things. I would be surprised if the Queen even changed her children’s diapers, and if so probably not more than she wanted to. Royals

DAE think Bad Feminist wasn’t all that?

I don't know where mayonnaise was invented but yeah I noticed a lot of it in all kinds of food when I've visited W Euro countries.

I found out yesterday that my husband, white man, did not know that eating mayonnaise is stereotyped as a white endeavor. He found out bc I made a joke about myself, white woman, slathering mayo all over my burger.

And I want to add that if you feel like you’re in an abusive situation, those feelings are valid. Every situation is different, but listen to yourself and if leaving is the best choice, believe me when I say that as hard and scary as it is at the time it is so worth it in the long run. xoxo

Well I was using Milian’s words, but basically I meant that my ex is very intelligent and clever and, honestly, fucking hilarious. He draws people in that way. Then he used that same intelligent wit to find subtle, very hurtful, ways to tear me down piece by piece and convince me I was a piece of shit that only he was

My abuser was less physical than this but the psychological manipulation, the slow, calculating way his “sarcasm” and wit became a way to hurt me, alienating me from others I knew and convincing me they were lying or just hated him for no reason when they told me how he really was....god do these sociopaths read a

No.

I consider that a lil somethin to mess up wink wink

Ted Cruz’s face makes me physically gag, and I’m not exaggerating for humor or whatever. I can’t even look at it. Having sex with him would probably make me vomit and cry. I can’t even think that Jia’s jokes about TC v. Hipster Santa are funny in a self aware or abstract way. Barf!

Yeah bearded Paul Ryan pisses me off like attractive women on twitter with opinions piss off neckbeards. His mere existence outside of a life as my sexual object is offensive and bad.

Evs, his thighs are bangin.

I would have all kinds of sex with hipster santa, and never tell anyone about it bc it would be embarrassing to admit. But I would.

ETA: Esp. if he was wearing that understated chic santa outfit. But I would feel ashamed.

I think you just set yourself up for a flame war, brother.

I actually liked it! But I was also very high!

Yeah...a story about an aging man cheating on his wife with whomever is around and pining for a much younger, beautiful woman. Very stretch, such interesting, much fascinating.

1. Not to be an hipster asshole about it all, but I never got behind the Bill Murray worship. It’s so forced and corny.

2. The Very Murray Christmas is a delight and I enjoyed it. I enjoy a lot of art created by scumbags of all flavors, like most people do. Polanski is one of my favorite directors, but he as a person