Used car salesman: “Truck with the most grit” Translates to Shit ton of dirt in the carpets

Texas, it sure does rain a lot for a place most people assume is a dessert.

What the hell is engine turning power? Is that just the starter? It has a really big starter? 

1st gear: Calling there bluff. I like it. I’ma call my bank and ask them to explain where my money went. 

Question: if you play dubstep at half speed is it normal step?

What kind of damage constitutes a total loss? And do they typically let you keep it in that situation? 

My bet that salvage title is for a bigger reason. The bumper scratch is incidental. 

Forgot Twitter existed for a minute. But I think that has to do with me avoiding its negativity even if it does have butts.

Punishment should have been $600.00 and a selfie with said fan to be posted to both parties instagram accounts. Now play nice you two!

Does Arby’s pay twitch streamers? There the only ones who always bring up how good Arby’s is. Never in my life have I or anyone I know eaten Arby’s and we eat fast food almost exclusively. 

I’m extra stressed. Does it help if I watch this in double speed? 

So don’t take high speed turns? And as explained in the article, the dimensions are about on par with Focus, and all new cars are fugly, and my next car purchase will be dictated by my bank account and what my future wife likes, so probably not this, unless she really really wanted one. And she has opinions, opinions…

Landing was a little flat. 5/10

Never been in the backseat of a Ford PI, any better than the old Vic? For a Criminal I mean? 

So from 2014-16 was the increase due to increased drivers? And now we see a leveling of new drivers + new safety tech or is that too far to grasp at. 

I’ve daily driven a 97 Mitsubishi Galant, 97 Jeep Grand Cherokee, 96 Dodge Intrepid, 93 Silverado, 01 Dodge Ram, 16 Ford focus hatch, and finally 11 silverado. Not once have I had an issue with cargo capacity, carrying or entry issues with anyone of them. All these points are dumb unless you have serious physical…

Is that what the new corvette is going to look like? I don't like it. Please take it back. 

I have a few questions, mostly logistics, how they made it onto the ramp with rv still attached if its to be believed that the SUV was broken down. Don’t think you could push that on. 

No I am not 12, and I was making a sarcastic point. Don’t care about Elon or his problems, don’t care for Apple, Steve, or anyone else. Thanks for playing. 

I made* a comment about lifting things into cargo, only to say, sedans have trunk access way up high usually above the waist due to the rear lip on trunks. SUV/Crossovers rear hatches extend down to the bumper, usually knee height, so less distance to carry something up.