I experienced such joy lately having glimpsed an article with the title (paraphrased): “Joe Biden’s Eleventy Trillion Dollar Plan to Fight Covid” and I was like ooh look a Plan! Someone has a plan! How novel! How fresh! This person cares! What a world.

I’m fine with all of them landing gigs on Fox News. That’s where they belong and where we can keep an eye on them. What pisses me off Is when Face the Nation, Meet the Press, CNN, etc. lets them on the air to spew lies unchecked. I want their job opportunities to be limited to Fox and their public days full of hisses…

Her communications director resigned in disgust after the riot, a constituent is suing her for banning him from her twitter account, (she is not allowed to as she is a politician who regularly communicates her stand on policy issues via that account,) and the owner of the SF Giants is asking for his donation to her…

Also, if it’s 1776, she’d need to get rid of all her modern firearms and replace them with muzzle-loading muskets.

If this is 1776, why is she allowed to vote, hold office, or own property?

wow, TEN Republicans found a pair of balls and voted to impeach this guy for inciting insurrection.  Color me unimpressed.  What an embarrassment.

Counterpoint: buy noisy toys for another person’s kid if that other person is your brother. Period, end of sentence.

In this case, I approve.

“If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.”
-- Chinese Proverb

Can we save the counterpoint on this one for #evilweek?

The Congressional Hearings into this coup attempt are going to be fascinating. Anyone who conspired needs to swing.

They don’t want a trial in the Senate because they would have to go on record as to whether to convict or acquit him a second time. They’re only worried about their miserable skins. 

Two weeks ago, these same people now calling for “unity” and “healing” would have said anyone who said they were worried about exactly what ended up happening happening had Trump Derangement Syndrome.

She should tell us more about how her experiences as a hospital executive in Chicago really helped her adjust to the White House.

Graham has the most slapable face, as I would never hit a Lady G with a closed fist. I’m old school that way. The problem would be slapping him without accidentally touching Cheeto’s ass.

It’s hard to pick...

Let’s set up a reverse gauntlet in which we line all of these punchable faces in two columns. Then each real, proud, hardworking American can run through the middle with both fists encased in boxing gloves. McConnell, Cruz, Trump (well, all of the Trumps and Trump wives), Gaetz, that really young guy who was just…

Jesus Christ, what did Mitch McConnell ever do to you all to be forgotten on a list like this? He’s over here jumping up and down (that wattle is shaking everywhere) and waving his hands frantically like a wide-open receiver.

Yeah, last I checked “Congress” includes both the Senate and the House. And Matt Gaetz is in the House. His face is way more punchable than Hawley’s.  (And as for the Senate, I think Ted Cruz takes the backpfeifengesicht crown.)

Fuck this dude, but dude wasn’t home, move on. Going to a politician’s home when only his wife and kids are these is a scumbag move. It's an intimidation tactic regardless of where you fall on the political spectrum.