I know. I’m such a snowflake.

But but but it was SATIRE. You see, breonna couldn’t be her name, because she’s dead. Fuck them. 

I’m guessing that had Hakeem Jeffries showed up with a George Floyd mask they’d be calling him George all day too.

when i lived in illinois, carol mosely braun was my senator, and on her first day, jesse helms(may he rot in the fires that burn but do not consume) whistled dixie at her in the elevator. now i live in stl and voted for cori bush and this shit. im getting kinda fucking sick and tired of republicans disrespecting my…

Fuck...the sheer pettiness of these fascist assholes. They think they are just too fucking clever with this bullshit.

“He lamented that being against gay marriage is now a sign that one is an asshole."

Reagan courts the religious right.

L’hitraot, you entitled, narcissistic, worthless cretins. Don’t let the door hit you in the tuchus on the way out.

I’m a single dad whose kindergartener is with me every day because his mom cannot WFH (Because her office is a bunch of jerks, not because there’s any valid reason not to). I had to break my “bubble” to bring my mom in because I couldn’t work and do kindergarten for him too. He’s with his mom overnights half the time.
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Its been really hard on us and our Kindergartner. Thankfully I am working remote so I can sort of help him through this. I am no teacher though and surely no substitute for it.

We have the class photo sheet up on the fridge and our four year old points out the names of his friends from school and still tells stories about them.

He’s been home since the pandemic really took off (March-ish) because we have two new babies and we’re asthmatic.

It’s two emotions mostly.

Heartbreak. at his loss of…

She also refused to touch anything in the White House, especially the bathrooms, until it had been removed or disinfected because she’s racist. She’s also currently refusing to meet with Jill Biden, and did not reach out to Michelle Obama after 45 was elected. Fuck her. Birds of a feather, et cetera.

I think they’ll be divorced by 2022. Or 45 will be dead. Either way, I feel like she & Barron will be largely in seclusion until he’s an adult.

You know who is being disproportionately affected by this mess?

I can’t trust my health to these socialist elites! They went to college... and for more than 2 years?

Considering trump golfing outing cost secret service 130million+ which by the way paid to the golf course owner which is the president himself. The president who despite inflated pricing given to secret services, only paid usd 750 income tax and currently being investigated for fraud by NY state.

Please shut up. Thank you. 

Maybe save the complaints for when she makes the Secret Service buy merch at the bookstore. You know, like Trump charging them for literal drinking water at the clubhouse.

Not even remotely a close comparison.

We’ve yet to hear views on demon sperm from even one member of this “advisory board” and they just expect us to trust their findings. Wake up sheeple. 

I keep saying that the herd mentality thing is one of the few things has gotten right (accidentally, of course, but still). If Americans could apply a little of the ol’ herd mentality to things like, say, wearing masks and social distancing, they could kick COVID in the ass the way some countries already have.