Just think how frustrating and maddening it would be if the whole world, through no extra effort, could make you feel validated and seen and a part of the greater whole just by changing some words that they use.  

If she has flat or flat-ish arches, they’re totally fine for long periods of standing, or even some longer walks (as I can attest to from experience).

These parties celebrate a baby’s gender as their primary identifying characteristic—after all, we know very little else about them at that point.

You can also do this with adults who ask, “why don’t all lives matter?”

Hopefully doing that decaying in prison!

One small quibble: his death should be long and painful, either in office from COVID (karma!), or after many, many years languishing alone in prison.

Former awful Republican Governor of Michigan, Rick Snyder, says he’s voting for Biden.

Consider adjustable lanyards, too, especially if some of their masks are too large and you don’t have an adjustable dongle to tighten the ear loops. At least for our kids, we’ve found that an adjustable lanyard (kind of like these from Etsy) pulled tight actually holds their masks on tighter and in better position…

she can pick up some new, actually rich hubby without too much effort

Nope. She probably can’t afford to refund him... I mean, she won’t be able to maintain her current lifestyle because of the prenup.

You can have Sarah.

Remember when President George H.W. Bush said that he’d vote for a Democrat instead of David Duke? Then again, the position of the GOP is now to say the quiet parts outloud.

Indeed!

Only if they’re covered in ketchup!

Yes.  Thing is, he knows Ayanna Pressley will easily win the next open senate seat in MA, and because Warren is going to (please, please, please) live forever (and become the Senate majority leader, I hope!), his only chance to end up in the Senate in the next 20 years is to take out Markey.  This is so, so dumb.

This is the single dumbest race in the country. He knows Ayanna Pressley is going to waltz into the next open seat and he’s trying to get a jump-start.  The downsides to this hail mary so far outweigh the remote upside, it’s kind of nuts.

Now, to be fair to Rand Paul, he’s a disgusting and vile human being who should be shunned by everyone who comes into contact with him, and would probably be considered the most unpleasant and horrible person in Congress if he weren’t overshadowed by the blinding light that is Ted Cruz.

Ugh...stick to sprots!1!!1111!

No, they’re being saved for Dump to use to play basketball with in the aftermath.