Dear god what have you done.

I too love water aerobics! Not to be overly dramatic, but this is one of my favorite life discoveries of the past few years. Getting in the water to work out is very cool doesn’t feel like a workout to me. And a huge perks is that because I don’t sweat as much as with another type of workout, my hair stays fresh.

oh crap. I’ve never clicked on your profile to see the larger photo. All this time I thought you were a blonde white woman. Sorry...

All I can say is eeeeewwwwww!!!! How on earth could you properly clean that?

All I can say is eeeeewwwwww!!!! How on earth could you properly clean that?

Short answer: because that’s the law. If you have a pool and somebody trespasses on your property and uses it without your permission, courts will still hold you responsible because it’s considered an attractive nuisance, something that people (especially kids) just can’t help using because you left it around. If…

No clarifying needed :) Sorry, I wasn’t intended to imply that you ARE vaginally-attracted. Just relating in case. And yeah, a dick pic needs to be a GOOD dick pic (and one I gave permission to see) for me to like them but I totally get why so many people don’t. Most aren’t taken well and the usual bathroom setting is…

They also do this thing where something will be on sale for 5 cents off.

Eh, I giggled a bit. Miley was off, but Britney was fun. I know people close to X-tina and apparently she isn’t very nice, and has a long-standing hatred of Brit. You can tell she really enjoys pretending to be her right there - just a touch too much saltiness in it!

Acting…is not her strong point. Singing on the other hand; I think she acquits herself well here:

Watching the way he cut celery with a knife was painful. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone cut anything so slowly. I also like that, even with the opportunity for multiple takes, it seems apparent he didn’t actually manage to cut through the celery when he was using the pizza cutter.

No, she isn’t. She’s buying cereal - that’s bush league. For a proper munchie run you need:

1.) At least one crispy treat that will make your breath smell of the undead (Cool Ranch Doritos, Funyuns, etc.)

2.) At least one chewy candy (Red Vines, gummy bears, etc).

3.) At least one “bakery” item so stuffed with…

lmao i'm an idiot i wrote this too early. CHANGING

Sorry, hadn't seen you beat me to the punch on the H&Ms, I bought a 3 pack about 10 years ago somewhere in Europe and the 2 pair I didn't lose are still going strong.

Sorry, hadn't seen you beat me to the punch on the H&Ms, I bought a 3 pack about 10 years ago somewhere in Europe…

H&M boxers, most comfortable underwear I've ever owned. Relatively inexpensive and they last forever

H&M boxers, most comfortable underwear I've ever owned. Relatively inexpensive and they last forever

I've been happy with my H&M 3pk. Briefs for $19 they keep their shape and support all areas well.

I've been happy with my H&M 3pk. Briefs for $19 they keep their shape and support all areas well.

"The same goes for accommodation which I prefer quirky, authentic and..."

I have left about 4 jobs in 2 months at least. We need to pay rent now, and I have no idea what to do. Her emotions have improved, but she hates everyone in my side of the family. I should mention, she also has no one in her side. She is the perfect definition of antisocial. I have broken down many times from her…

I really can't believe I know this, but yes, she sounds exactly like Raven did in that damn cheetah movie. There's an hour and a half I will not get back.