Little did you know, you’re on the cutting edge!

show off.

You know I just can’t see what they might have in common…

Before the election I was in Nordstrom’s shoe section and picked up a shoe, saw her name on the bottom, and immediately put it back down. A woman near me looked over and smiled and said “I just did the exact same thing.”  

they are in the process of being systematically destroyed, by executive order, senate confirmation and tweets in the middle of the night.

It’s sad, but a lot of dudes, including myself, have had to go through this way of thinking for a long time. Masculine society really hammers down the idea of sex as THE big goal every guy should achieve. It’s very damaging to a boy’s developing psyche and can really cause some long term damage and confusion around…

Yup, the ones I know are all “No fat chicks and they must be a solid 9 brfore consideration.” Despite the guys being ugly sexist slobs.

The guys I know who won’t shut up about it are lazy men with laughably high standards.

Wow.

He’s right about the parking thing. That shit is reserved.

and there it is:

because who cares if you just saw it. we are all busy. what are you more busy. also i cant stand people who apologize disingenuously. stop apologizing for your life. you should literally never apologize unless you’ve harmed someone.

I have only one rule of texting me. Don’t.

If only there was a way to communicate that expressed nuance through inflection and tone and volume. Maybe someday.

As a lawyer, I think this will be short lived.

This site laments how older women are disposable by Hollywood, fashion, rest of society, then they turn around and treat a woman who is a star over the decades on a worldwide stage as second thought.  

I want to say Kylie Minogue, but we worship the Kardashians, elected donald trump president, and the falcons lost the superbowl. Basically we are living the empire strikes back.

Fuck all the Kylies. Kylies are bitches

Armageddon is truly upon us if we are relying on Lindsey Graham to do the right thing.

Alternate Headline: Vice President Vows to Defy the Will of the People; Confirm Public-School-Hating, Pyramid-Scheme Heiress & Largest Soft Money Donor to GOP Betsy DeVos.