This is kind of bullshit. Not everyone is into romantic gestures and, in my experience, it’s always the ones who make the biggest fuss who aren’t really there when it comes down to it. What matters is who will sit in the bathroom with you, making you laugh, when you have explosive diarrhea.

I wasn't even close. I'm a six, ie. obese.

No one cares.

You're a piece of shit.

Evie is a mean troll. Just ignore her. A lot of people understand what you’re saying.