Found Mark Davis’ burner account. 

I thought that the other Gruden coached the Redskins.

It’s like someone took the Habs formerly talented roster and Thanos-snapped them into sub-mediocrity. Now Carey Price is left behind to decay slowly in net like someone who drank out of the wrong grail in The Last Crusade.

But Barry, you’ve neglected the number one with a star most important aspect of the job of Montreal GM, and Bergevin passes it with flying colors:  “Does he speak French?”

The greatest “knock” against Owens’ character is that he played most of his career before social media.

The Aristocrats!

Actually that’s two birds, because as the old phrase goes a “bird in the hand is worth two in the bush leagues.”

I was thinking Kurt Russel, but I could go either way.

dude, really? crossfit doesn’t mean you gotta try to fit yourself up on a cross, ya know.

Easy there Ray Lewis. No reason to burn a perfectly good jacket over a news story.

“He rubbed my shoulders.”

I assumed it was because Pouncey had a friend at the time who would shoot you in the fucking face for just about any old reason.

I wonder if he made his bed to take that picture. Part of me thinks that’s insane. The other part of me thinks he did because had he not, some of the text would have gotten lost in the folds.

They should call this the Yhganod Mit Program.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

Honestly from his letter before sentencing, sounds like he was still clinging to that defense. I mean, the average person is going to believe him pretty quickly when he says “this is a typical procedure” or maybe even “I have found that my way of doing the procedure is more effective”. These are families who think…

I almost put Queen on my list but I was torn between Platinum and the older one-disc Greatest Hits — the one with “Under Pressure”, which come to think of it, was an original track on the US version of Greatest Hits, just like “Last Dance With Mary Jane” was for Tom Petty.

Scientists tell us that an alligator will not observe you until later; whereas a crocodile will do so after a while.