Once legal weed sweeps the nation, they’ll call those bags what they are: ounce bags.

Serious question... is that worth two or three?

That does it! Now Polak’s never going invite Ferraro to go the bar with him and an Irishman.

Even if he were blacklisted he could try hitting dingers for another team under an assumed name.

Sure it sucks, but I still use it all the time when I’m out of town. What am I gonna do, just decide a place looks OK and walk in like a fucking psycho?

Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get f***ed by dicks. But dicks also f*** assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f*** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f*** too…

I’ve always considered them assbags.

What are you talking about? Lebron played with Delonte West for 3 years! (I’m sorry, I had to do it)

Yes, in all fairness, it was a rather recent change. Strip clubs are BYOB at all hours of the night though, so we have that going for us. Which is nice.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Guys, this has been a huge misunderstanding. Phil doesn’t approve of LeBron’s circle of friends, but that’s just because it’s not a triangle.

Al Davis in hell right now

I’d venture in the Pats’ case, the “Trump” audible is some kind of fancy dog whistle.

American consumers is biggest road block to workers rights. Time and time again, Americans reward companies that exploit workers. Until consumers recognize their power and their role as ethical consumers, this is pissing in wind.

It’s not enough for you to kill millions of chickens—you have to force them to go down the hatch right beside their babies? Does this “turn you on?”

On military bases they absolutely do play the anthem before movies at the theaters. And everybody is expected to stand at attention facing the flag on the screen.