II know it’s Kick Jon Gruden season, but th Raiders have Derek Carr’s contract too, which is the 6th highest in the league.

Bergevin will go down as even worse a hire then Mario Tremblay.

That was a very typical Mack performance.

A few things were obvious here...

As an unfortunate Raiders fan, let me say that Khalil Mack is both the best defensive player in the AFC and the most overrated player as well.

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Guaranteed that the scrambled egg lady is stealing the eggs from somewhere like a Hampton Inn with a free breakfast. The perfect crime. 

Also my regretted game. I remember being drunk with friends late on the Saturday night before that game and seeing the news that it was going to be blacked-out due to the fact that it wasn’t sold out.

The most cop-looking motherfucker ever.

Ever notice that in all of Papa John’s pictures he looks like a teenage Becky taking a selfie with her drunk best girlfriends?

You know I love you baby. Just the tip?

“but NFL investigator Lisa Friel seems to have found something that changed the league’s thinking:”

OK, first of all I’m shocked that a foodie like yourself hasn’t figured this out but the secret to finishing all plain potato and tortillas chips is:
- crunch them up, and pour the doddle into a bowl
- stir in a scoop or two of your favorite dip and stir it around
- Spoon it into your mouth like a dog with peanut butter

As a non-American, I’m wondering if charging people with using a knife in a robbery is meant as an incentive so they’ll use a gun next time?

I always order one beer and one rum-and-coke. My next order depends upon how the first couple of drinks go down.

I think I may have cracked the conspiracy about who was tweeting positively about Bryan Colangelo’s collars, and it wasn’t his wife.

Gotta wonder if this story was planted by Foxx’s team as a reminder to the public that Foxx has a big ol’ face-slappin’ dick. Big enough to give you nightmares.

“The irony here is that Trump is almost certain to continue to bray against the league and the protests anyway.”

This is simultaneously the best and worst promo for Shroom Tech.

Agreed, in general. However, lots of people work and do good work for terrible companies or companies that own terrible companies.