My fucking idiot x-husband loves those shoes.

“It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with. It’s very early to make a conclusion as to what the cause, intent, motive and facts were to this unfortunate tragedy.”

honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES

*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman

Sorry to be a downer, but that show and this video are pure child exploitation and I think it’s really sad that Jezebel encourages it.

She just set herself up to get dragged to dust by Samantha Bee tho

I hate myself for feeling this way but I am really even more attracted to Andy Samberg when he’s dressed up as a douchey pop star.

The ACA is going to die the death of a thousand cuts. Too many concessions were made which have allowed the GOP to both prophesy its failure and engage in conduct to fulfill that prophesy.

Yeah. If you’d kept your hot mess of a husband: Alive, employed, managed, fed and clothed and supported and he KEPT stepping out... I can support her and any woman who says, “enough.”

Bloogom.

the captured/raped thing was what king robert, aka the usurper aka lord of the aggrobros, told everybody because he couldn’t fathom her not loving him exclusively

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

I delivered my second kid in the bathtub. Cleanup was a snap (actually the EMT did it, bless his heart).

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Are we gonna make contact with aliens or find someone that likes Ted Cruz first?

And apparently they are savvy enough to dox people, but not savvy enough to Google anything about superdelegates.

12 is so young to get married.

...“Lazy Sunday” aired in the winter of 2005. I remember it vividly. I watched SNL cross-legged on the floor of my parents’ family room and watched, mouth agape. It was like nothing I had seen before, but in fairness, I was 14.