Uhhh, isn't emotional distress part of the job description when you decided to become a police officer? It is literally your job to handle distressing situations. It's also the defense apologetics use when explaining why it's okay for you to kill unarmed civilians. This is an extra step of awful.

“Why can’t women just be direct and honest if they don’t want to go out with you?!”

I enjoyed this Jia. I also just want to say that I am a feminist and if people started sending me a bunch of sex toys in the mail me and all my feminist friends would be stoked. That shit is expensive.

Especially when that outfit is just screaming for a pair of Doc Martens.

I carry mine, everywhere I go.

THEY DON’T EVEN HOVER

I was in an abusive relationship when I was 17. It lasted for two years. He was only a couple of years older than me, and had been through some pretty horrible stuff (sexual, physical abuse) and the physical abuse is what translated from his past into our relationship. I am a really headstrong person, and so I didn’t…

Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I had someone tell me, right after I lost my husband, that they completely understood how I felt because they had just lost their dog. They are lucky I was too sad to kill them.

“I sure as hell can’t relate to their pain in any way.”

I LOVE AMBER ROSE

“My dad wrote a letter and paid [the crew that built it] $3 to put it in the capsule,” one local Bay City resident told MLive. “I asked him what he put in it, but he said, ‘You’ll find out in 100 years.’ Instead, it was 50. I know he left a message for us five kids.”

womp womp

As much as I like Jon Hamm, I’m wondering why you hate Amy Pohler.

Ugh PARENTS these days.

I love how he was like, let’s stop talkin about vaccination and start talkin about cures as if they don’t go together in eliminating disease.

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