To her credit, you could tell me this all was Jeff Koons and I'd believe you.

Well, vegetables ARE a liberal conspiracy, you know.

Smoke was so scarred by watching this he can't stop screaming.

TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF, BLESSINGS.

"It was all social controversy. There was no science controversy," said Allison DeGour, who will be a senior this fall.

Dude, I have this cream I put on my dick that TOTALLY works! I grew two inches in a month! I can send you a batch, I just need your social security number and a credit card number for my cousin, the Prince of Nigeria.

My favorite quote: "available on the Internet to challenge". Yes, if there is any source of information that can challenge real scientific research, it's the bastion of truth, the internet.

Technically, he's correct. They might have Ebola. They also might be reverse vampires. Better safe than sorry!

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

"She's also an outlier in that at 5'4" and 105 lbs, her height-weight combination put her slightly below the threshold doctors who use the BMI scale would consider "healthy." She's also below what Weight Watchers would consider healthy for her height."

Interesting. So when it comes to overweight people, BMI is garbage…