I’m pretty sure, though, there is more recent precedent on the topic of fetuses. PRETTY SURE. You know like since the modern invent of obstetrics and whatnot.

Lol, no, the people on his payroll did

Seems counterintuitive for this fetus collector to oppose abortion, or maybe she’s just part of a massive conspiracy to increase the value of collectible fetuses, like a grotesque beanie baby scam.

They need the full French aristocracy experience, guillotines and all. 

Phew thank goodness Republicans don’t sexualize kids or anything like lIBTARDS. /s

Also here to defend clowns against being smeared by an association with Ted Cruz

Yeah, 100%, as someone who formerly swam competitively, there is NO WAY that I, at 5'9, could POSSIBLY compete with someone who is 6'4. They just have a litany of natural physical advantages due to that height—long, powerful arms, to begin with—that I don’t. That has NOTHING to do with gender identity at all, anyone…

Who’s watching the kids while Pete’s in bed with Kim? IDK man, maybe one of the 8 nannies ya’all underpay and mistreat who work round the clock for that family.

Yeah growing up in L.A right off Coldwater Canyon, I will say that spotting celebs is about as innocuous there as seeing birds, and it is honestly very rare that anyone famous is acting like a total asshole because the goal is generally to limit the attention drawn to them, so it was a moment that stood out to me.

As someone who once had the miserable experience of being in a deli in LA one table over from Stiller and Taylor while Stiller just sat and loudly belittled her, criticized her, and at one point yelled at her in the middle of the restaurant while she just sat there trying not to cry, I do not share this delight.

In addition to the lack of available mental healthcare in this country, we cannot force people to take medication or take steps to help themselves if they do not want to.

Seriously, if only Facebook virtue signaling had some monetary payout. 

One of my best friends is a psychiatric social worker for Skid Row in Los Angeles.

I wouldn’t include Christian Bale in this, tbh. The whole ‘explosion on the set of Terminator’ was wildly misrepresented...my roommate at the time was doing makeup on the set and said literally everyone in the room was yelling at that guy because he fucked up the scene multiple times. Bale was just miked.

I find this profoundly depressing for some reason. 

I cannot believe anyone’s takeaway would be that moderates seemed remotely competent in that debate. It was just a bunch of people competing to say nothing but throw in cute anecdotal stories to make it seem like they did and then shout out catch phrases. The health care portion was particularly awful because beneath…

So...should he not do positive things then? What is the point of this? The rich are going to rich, at least sometimes they occasionally rich for the benefit of the world, nothing wrong with encouraging that and using it as a platform to perhaps suggest other rich people might consider doing the same.

You cannot have a human to human meeting with a gelatinous blob of mutated mold, sorry, Uncle Tito.

lol Babadook is widely considered to be the scariest movie of its time? Ok.

This story made me feel 200 years old.