1. Holly and Nia: I have to be careful here. I’ll just say I do not understand why Holly puts Nia through this.

Christi: “I have seen Abby cry three times in her life. Once when her dog died, once when her mom died, and today, when her meatball sandwich was cold.”

I can’t share much (job stuff) but once she tried to fire a field producer and had a massive meltdown over a cold meatball sandwich. She was amazingly passive aggressive. Once in post, we were watching down footage and she was giving the girls an inspiration speech before they to an audition and she told them, “If…

I would contest that Gaston is not straight; he is in love with himself and attracted to himself and no one else. Not sure what that sexual orientation would be called.

I worked on Dance Moms for years and Abby Lee Miller has been at odds with the field and post production since season 1. She has 0 idea how television works and about 1000 suggestions that would sink the show. She and the field guy HATE each other but even a saint would not be able to deal with her. She also pulls…

You are doing great. Also, cats are very territorial. It’s why people feel comfortable having outdoor cats....because they generally maintain one space that they feel is theirs. So you are definitely not depriving them of the outside world! They like little places where they feel safe and familiar.

Yes. Any kitten born to a feral or stray cat is feral. Cats are ‘self-domesticated’ so they are not considered fully domesticated animals (domesticated animals give birth to domesticated babies)

Yeah, to win a feral cat over you have to basically handle them from the moment they’re born and even then it’s 50/50

What sucks is that they will probably never become more affectionate/friendly. You are such a kind person for doing what you have done. Cats are ‘self-domesticated’, which means they aren’t technically a domesticated animal; their kittens are born feral. They choose to be around people because they understand the…

Yeah, strays are totally different from ferals. They’re exposed to humans early on/usually have been abandoned/runaway etc. We just took in a stray cat who’s been living in our yard and she HAD to be someone’s pet. She’s way too comfortable.

The problem with this research is that a stray cat in a shelter is not the same as a feral cat and as someone who loves cats and has worked with animal rescue for years, a feral cat has NO LOVE for human beings.

There’s something particularly delightful about this being a Martha Stewart spread.

Yeah, we went with New Order’s Ceremony in the end.

My friend’s completely insane neighbor was yelling about how Alex Jones is a fake media schill for denying pizzagate because she knows it’s true. These people, man.

My husband and I are huge Depeche Mode nerds and I was gently pushing for us to walk down the aisle Never Let Me Down even though it’s really about how Dave Gahan was a heroin-addicted mess. My husband said heck to the no, though.

My mom is trying to convince me to move back to England and I’m like IT’S JUST AS SHITTY BUT WITH LESS FLAVORS OF OREOS.

Meanwhile in Germany, mothers and fathers get from 12 to 14 months off after a child is born.

No Dogs, No Blacks, No Irish should just be essential memoir reading in general because he took such a unique path with it by adding in the commentary of his peers—some he didn’t even like—so they could contradict his memory of things in order to provide the bigger picture for readers about the complexity of any given…

It’s so hard to know what he really meant without his tone because he’s the most sarcastic person on earth.

Can we expedite their departure? Is there a kickstarter?