The crazy thing is that Jigaboo’s Breakfast Foods (a subsidiary of Nestle) still refuses to change its name. At least they dropped the logo of the black man being strung up with a noose made of sausage links. Unfortunately, they just replaced it with a white man getting strung up by sausage links. Some people just…

It seems like pointless legislation. I mean, aren’t we getting rid of the police soon anyway? Aren’t we switching to the honor system?

Yeah, it’ll be their fault. But they’re not going to own it. They’ll say it’s white supremacists and outside agitators who are trying to prove that defunding the police department was a failed experiment. They’ll probably convince themselves that it’s true, because it’ll be easier than admitting that they were wrong. T…

“...he brings up his rookie year, going into one of his teammates rooms and seeing coke and weed and women...”

I don’t think an economic crash hurts him that much with his loyal supporters. I think he’ll be able to capitalize on all of the time he’s spent talking about reopening the country. It allows him to shift the blame for any economic downturn. (E.g. “I’ve been saying we should reopen the country for weeks. But some…

“... America’s darling and possibly Joe Biden’s vice presidential pick, Stacey Abrams...”

He must’ve gotten an invite to the cookout. 

Classy move by Trevor Noah. It almost makes me want to forgive him for running one of my favorite TV shows into the ground.

Until there’s a rapper who goes by the name Shaka Zulu (or an intentional misspelling of Shaka Zulu), or until some rapper does a concept album about Shaka Zulu, most of us aren’t going to know who he is. To be fair, neither will most white people. Most people in general won’t—except for those of us who went to good…

Kobe passed? I never thought I’d see those words in the same sentence.

You’d think Hillary would stop digging her grave at some point. She just comes across as petty and vindictive here. I think she loses any time she goes negative against Bernie.

She used to line her pockets with Doritos.

Sometimes she destroys them by jumping up and down on them.

Mo’nique is getting the last laugh? She still hasn’t gotten the first laugh out of me.

I’m so happy for her and the path her career has taken, branching out into stand-up comedy, and then taking on serious dramatic roles, like in “Precious.” I was afraid she was going to be typecast after playing Jabba the Hutt all those years ago.

“Can’t what he said be read as ‘I will vote for the piece of art I find to be the best of my choices, regardless of its source’?”

“She forgot to consult her third eye.”

You forgot to mention that both of them belong to bizarre religious cults: Beck a Scientologist and Prince a Jehovah’s Witness.

“... shutting up has zero calories...”

“Charlie Kirk, a man who looks like he’d say ‘I don’t have a racist bone in my body...’”