That Whitney Houston sounds like a real class act.

I don’t think the kid in the painting is laughing. I think he’s yawning because he’s an eight year old whose irresponsible aunt has him up playing video games at two in the morning.

Too lazy, didn’t read....got it.

“None of which is as bad as...”

“After cops noticed the ‘odor of marijuana,’ police found a small amount of illegal drugs, prescription pills and a firearm in the car.”

Cool. Let me know if you like it.

“he did also attempt to run over a police officer blocking him as he attempted to flee”

I don’t know much about this guy, but based on his party affiliation, I imagine I disagree with 90% of what he believes. But he’s right about this one.

First there was Sidney Poitier in “To Sir, With Love” talking about how mayonnaise is awesome. Now there’s this clip of Patrice talking about how sandwiches suck without mayo. It’s almost as if this idea about mayo being a white people thing is total bullshit.

“Colonized”? Is there any word that the Root isn’t going to render meaningless through overuse and misuse?

“The root did not say anything.”

So if an article makes a false statement, it’s irrelevant to point out that it’s a false statement? That’s just dumb.

Being racist is “trying to be white”? 

Urinating on black girls has nothing to do with earning the approval of white people.

No. Just no.

We’ll have to get back to you on that one. We make up the rules as we go along.

Shh! Keep that information to yourself. Nobody here wants to hear that.

“...she rapped along to Lauryn Hill’s verse. Very specifically, enunciating the hell out of the n-word...”

“I’m trying to imagine what POSSIBLE defense his attorneys could come up with for him “fearing for his life”

And those who can’t teach, teach gym.