Hannibal is a great comic, but few people know that he’s also a fantastic rapper:

Karma for cheating on both of his wives.

I mean, I had to google her name to see who she was, and then I was like, “Yeah, I kinda remember her”...but, sure, she’s an icon.

“Birth of a Nation” was a slightly-above-average film at best. But given its subject matter and the fact that it was made by a black director in an era in which people are obsessed with identity politics, you could count on critics and viewers giving it a star or two more than it deserved. It’s a great way for white…

The dog is a homophobe. That’s all I’m saying. Also, I’m not a dude. 

Don’t get me wrong: the woman is a moron, and I hope her business goes under. But there’s no need to see “Christian race” as a Freudian slip. Arguably she just said it because she had used the word “race” earlier in the sentence. It’s just a repeated word. Sometimes our brains do that. A few hours ago, my nephew said,…

I think it makes sense to move the passenger who has a problem with the animal instead of the passenger with the animal. If you move the woman and her dog to another section, you might run into another person who has a problem with being seated near a dog—allergies, a fear of dogs, etc... You already know what the dog…

“Every time one pulls me over, I keep on thinking this is it.”

“I don’t know anyone who won’t panic and try to defend themselves while being choked...choking goes straight to the lizard brain and gets a primal mindless response.”

Everyone of them? One cop tased him. It looks like another one may have had him in a chokehold. What did the other two cops do wrong? (In case you’re stuck, I’ll give you a hint: nothing. They did nothing wrong.)

It’s because the dog didn’t want to get hit in the face with some dude’s dong. If you listen closely, you can hear the dog say “eww, gay” right before it moves out of the way. It’s only audible in the dashcam video.

“I literally saw a video this week of a buck naked White man being handled with kid gloves after he had committed TRIPLE homicide.”

“You could’ve mentioned PLENTY of less scandalous non-extra behavior perpetrated by leery old white men with red R’s next to their name...”

“And, let’s be real, white people look more like chimps than anyone else.”

“...the african-american press I sometimes read is also american therefore dumb and outrageously ignorant when it comes to certain issues that extend the scope of their local affairs.”

I’ve always hated it. I don’t like having my name called out in a room full of people. When I’m in a public place, I like to be invisible and anonymous. Just call me by my order number. Maybe, from now on, when they ask me my name, I’m just going to say “42.”

Honestly, so what? If plausible deniability allows someone to get away with writing the wrong name on a cup one time...big fucking deal. Not every minor incident needs to be a “thing.” If it happens multiple times, even after you’ve spelled it for them, then it’s time to take action. But if it happens once, and you…

“How is this not rape?”

He committed a triple homicide at the beginning of 2019, so she went out and landed a triple-twisting, double-somersault this summer. She’s such a one-upper. 

Don’t just give me a bunch of links and expect me to piece together your argument for you. Do your own work. Connect your dots yourself. State your argument in your own words.