This one was by the book. Here are some excerpts from Colorado Revised Statute 18-1-707:

I’m sure we’re getting the whole story here. I mean, pulling guns on black kids just because they rang the doorbell to do some fundraising...that’s totally something that happens. White people do that all the time. I’m sure the kids weren’t misbehaving in any way. Don’t get me wrong: I doubt they did anything that…

It’s not a “true and pretty factual statement.” You said that the ONLY racists left have dark skin. I agree with you that black people can be incredibly racist—this website is proof of that—but there are plenty of racist white people, too.

That was supposed to say “ruin it,” but autocorrect thought it knew better than me.

You had to ruin in with that last sentence. Racists in this country still come in all colors.

Consider yourself “flagged for hate speech.” I wanted to flag you for writing “sadly but” (there was no need for “but” in that sentence), but sadly that wasn’t an option.

Jay Z is not the richest musician on Earth. Paul McCartney and Andrew Lloyd Webber are ahead of him on the list. Jay Z topped the list of richest American musicians. However, 92.5% of his wealth comes from things other than his musical catalog, so his place on the list does not mean that he is the American who has had…

Don’t forget that it’s a two way street. By your logic, no one has to be respectful of a black person until he or she earns it.

You’re wrong. He was black.

Five words: “Separation of Church and State.”

The phrase “separation of church and state” is not from the Constitution. Just to be clear, I think religion is a bunch of nonsense, and I dream of a day when humans are evolved enough to function without it. With that said, the Establishment Clause does not explicitly require church and state to be completely…

Could we knock it off with the “forever president” nonsense? That sounds like something a five-year-old would come up with.

“Here’s the Trump presidency in a snapshot: If there is an issue, blame former President Barack Obama and his administration. If there is a triumph that spills over from the previous presidency, take all the credit.”

This is a very important story. MTV awards are very important and meaningful.

The VMA’s used to mean something? Nah. We were just young and dumb enough to think that they did.

More lies. She was not violently arrested. She simply was arrested. All of the commotion (or “violence” for you hyperbolic types) was coming from her as she was resisting arrest. All she had to do was sit still and let someone else hold her baby. Instead she was using her baby as a prop to make it difficult for police…

Is anyone actually falling for this? The Root moves candidates around in the rankings to create the appearance that there’s a process, but we all know that they’re going to put a black candidate in the #1 spot in the end. Most likely Kamala, possibly Booker.

“...Brown’s killing galvanized Black Lives Matter to new levels, changing conversations about social justice around the globe.”

Just watch the last 30 seconds of this video, and you’ll have your answer:

I’m guessing it will start in November 2020, the day after the idiots who frequent this website get Trump re-elected.