I’m with you. Pronouns are fucking hilarious! Here are some more for you: he, she, it, they, him, and her. I hope you didn’t shit your pants when you read that.

What are you laughing about, dummy? Are you laughing because you think that murder and homicide are the same thing? They’re not. Murder is just one type of homicide (manslaughter is another). Are you laughing because you think the numbers are made up? They’re not. I didn’t get these numbers from some white supremacist…

I agree with your first paragraph. Then you had to go and ruin it with racist rhetoric. Yes, our community has problems, and we have a lot of fucked-up, toxic values in our community. But that’s not how you go about discussing it. Our culture is dysfunctional because it was born out of extreme, sustained oppression. I…

Eating is prohibited on the train, but she was wrong for calling out a black employee. Haven’t you heard the new rules about black people? White people aren’t allowed to complain about anything we do anymore—unless it’s something that results in death, injury, or property damage. Noise ordinances? We don’t have to…

Yes, the world has gone crazy. And stupid. Are you new to The Root? 

I’m not the least bit offended by the concept. But in this case, the execution looks poor. In the right hands, that concept could’ve produced a funny movie. I’d have been totally cool with it if Trey Parker and Matt Stone had taken a swing at it. The hit-or-miss Sacha Baron Cohen probably could’ve done something great…

Yeah, and I said “murders” when I should’ve said “homicides.” To clarify, black people commit more than half of the homicides and about 37% of the murders in the U.S. in cases where the offender is known.

Oh, look. My stalker is back. What am I lying about now, Shoebox?

“13 percent of the population commit 55 percent of the violent crimes”

Someone who disagrees with me is being polite and reasonable? What are you doing on The Root? What are you doing on the Internet? When people disagree with you, you’re supposed to misrepresent their position, respond with a straw-man argument, call them racists, tell them to check their white privilege (and when they…

“She should not have been arrested for a traffic stop and the cop lied about being in danger that’s why you should care.”

“...he also doesn’t know things. But he sounds like he does.”

“I had to read the article to be sure they hadn’t just pulled an old photo“

“Using this as an example, what do you need to see before she started filming that you can’t grasp from the video she shot?”

There’s no video that showed us what was going on inside the car, except for the video after the shooting. We can hear Philando on the police dash-cam vid, but just because he said “I’m not pulling out my gun,” it doesn’t mean he wasn’t pulling out his gun. We don’t know what was actually happening inside the car. We…

Yeah, it’s crazy the way people want to get all of the facts before they take a position. 

I agree with Michael Harriot: when there’s a disease outbreak, the most important thing is to determine which race is to blame. Good job, Harriot! Keep giving us the news that matters most.

Is that an original or did you lift that from the Algonquin Round Table?

I’m starting to think the Osundairo brothers might be involved with this one.

Umm...good one? That was supposed to be a zinger, right? Selling magazines...yeah, that one stung.