It takes some fucking balls to bury the news that your “investigation” turned up absolutely nothing illegal by somehow accusing Planned Parenthood of breaking the law because allegedly a third party medical waste disposal company is not disposing of medical waste properly.

They’re mutually fluent in Klingon. Huge nerds, the both of ‘em.

This woman is:

I doubt they talked. Can either of them speak the other person’s language? She can barely communicate in English, I can hardly imagine what her Russian would sound like.

Fallon is indeed tiny.

Of course, you weren’t eavesdropping. Dude has a voice that carries easily.

I love the rock.

I just watched the video over and over again for like the tenth time and holy shit do I love this woman.

And how is “Mogul” a secret name for Trump?

Yeah, I would have NEVER guessed.

Pants on Fire

Turdface McDickpunch

I was really hoping for Dud. Or Pinocchio.

Better alternatives? I’ll start: