This thing has been making the rounds in all of the FB car groups, and it’s amazing how many people immediately jump down the guy’s throat with comments poking fun at someone who apparently can’t afford gas for the car, or is too stingy if a Prius isn’t economical enough for him.

What the fuck, people. This is awesome.…

You blame the chronically underfunded schools? You're right. You so sound like a Republican. Your solution is to pull more of their funding, right?

“It has a horrible smell that won’t go away. I can’t even be in the same room! It’s unbearable!!”

I love this comment so much.

I love Amazon reviews ...

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

but men bad women gud

So, apparently Ellie *was* fake, and *was* played by Punisher. All the suspicion and people wanting to get to the truth *were* correct. Maybe it had nothing to do with gender, and everything to do with all the sketchy and shady dealings. Maybe.

So uh, you going to make that update to the article given it is now known that Ellie is in fact a guy, Punisher? A legitimate female OW pro confirmed it as well.

And guess what, looks like Ellie actually WAS the male player Punisher!

Absolutely. I was too young and too broke to sue John Elway Nissan when my “CPO” Maxima turned out to have been wrecked and then repaired with numerous aftermarket parts. No dealership would repair the numerous problems that it very quickly developed. In fact, Adeli, if you’re reading this, let’s just consider this a…

Dude, we have the psychotic super-children AND they have access to nuclear arsenals. Don’t count chickens.

Sounds like Consumer Reports?

It’s just Tesla getting in on the pumpkin spice craze.

Imagine the blast radius of this thing at a C&C meet.

Fair, but seeking to pitch himself as a whistleblower exposing a potential violation of SEC disclosure rules—which offers significant rewards to him—casts suspicion on his motivation to me.

p.s. for all you pedants out there:

If you drive a tiny turbocharged car with gullwing doors, you don’t fist bump. You peer over the top of your Foster Grants and give the ol’ fingergun and a wink.

Drive a Kei car in traffic. It’s like looking at the stars at night and realizing how small you are but more dangerous.