It has been brought to our attention at Jalopnik that we have been very wrong about the car brand “Alfa Romeo.” We…
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I’m really happy for you Porsche and I’ma let you finish but the BMW Individual M760Li xDrive Model V12 Excellence THE NEXT 100 YEARS had the longest name of all time.
I went to Germany to talk to Mazda’s extremely nerdy engineers, and before I actually drove the thing, here’s what I…
It’s astonishing that premiere players have to go through this rigamarole while Matt Stafford can make gazillions by simply taking a shit on the field for 16 weeks.
May i ask if you always hated these drivers or just now that they can be had for under $10k and that demographic turns them into douche mobiles? I bought my G coupe 9 years ago and still have it and have noticed the drivers of these things want to race me a whole lot more nowadays. Or maybe I’m just a douche and I…
I’ve owned 3 subarus and love them,but add the STI to the list as well.
The Honda Ridgeline. It just reeks of poser. The first gen was a minivan with a bed. The second gen looks like what happens when someone with money decided that their Honda Pilot blended in too much so they spent the extra coin at a custom body shop to just chop the back off and give it a bed. A fwd pickup.…
Anything from the Chrysler JA platform Chrysler Cirrus, Dodge Stratus, Plymouth Breeze.
I insist that it is a perfectly reasonable hatred but I am told my desire to steal every Nissan Cube in existence and roll them one by one off the edge of a quarry is “irrational” and “a bit concerning” whatever the hell that means.
Hummer H2. Fake poser fakes off-roading and breaks down because it’s fake. Always speeding in the left lane, weaving in traffic, on a cell phone and doesn’t signal because fuck everyone. Also, fake.
When I said I wanted more SUVs with the ability to go topless, Nissan misunderstood me. Cripes I hate this car.
There are times, like when watching footage of what happened in Charlottesville, Va., that racism bombards the…
I always think of NYC as the anti-car city. The traffic is terrible. The roads are terrible. Street parking is a…
Maybe we will come to learn that actually, LeBron James is Hannibal Lecter. Or Charles Manson. Maybe he sits his…
It looks like Hedges did indeed give Rizzo a path to the plate. Catchers are sitting ducks...looking at the baseball while a lumberjack barrels full speed towards you.
I came to this realization a few weeks ago when I realized that the cars I look for on craigslist stop after 2006 or so. As a millennial, I think the 1985-2005(ish) two-decade period was the high point in cars. Design was only getting better, power was coming back, things were computerized to a point but not to…
MPH tells the power to the ground story pretty well, it would seem.
Best I can find on the Type R is from 2016 and on zeroto60times.com, so no idea how credible it is. That said:
This past weekend, my friend and I drove 4.5 hours (one way) to attend the Willys Jeep Rally in Ohio. There, we saw…
Was the Volvo C30 the best Ford Focus ever made? There’s the Focus RS, but really, you want the C30.