I rode my bike through the park yesterday and saw a woman holding her nearly-grown child folded in half, shooting urine straight into the bike lane, which would have been charming if it’d been a marble fountain and not a 10-year-old.

YES.

Agreed. Ugh, this leaves a horrible taste in my mouth. This woman’s argument is all about how they all feel together, they know how they all feel, feel feel feel all the fucking feels. Yet, not once does this trick even bother to think about how Semenya feels. That her very fucking existence is being challenged,…

Taking Caster out doesn’t get you a medal, but thanks for being a sore loser, Lynz.

Remember the old McDonalds apple pies, the ones they fried in the deep fryer? Those were so good. I still love a McDonalds apple pie but I miss the good old days when everyone pretended it was totally fine to deep fry fruit pies and feed them to children regularly.

It’s going to be just like this campaign event.

That poem sounds like little songs my 5 year old sings when he plays with his food. Wait, do you think Kanye plagiarized the song from North?

He is

Bad idea, Hillary. Justin doesn’t ever miss a chance to make things all about him, no matter how stupid he looks. The guy is a grade A level attention whore. Every single photo from the fundraiser will be something like this (replace Jessica with Hillary):

Sam Bee and Full Frontal have got you covered! They posted this to Facebook this morning.

Paul Manafort could manage Viktor Yanukovych.

I love this! I have been waiting for this day to come as soon as the news broke about the secret ledger. Paul Manafort is a greedy scumbag and watching the Trump campaign unravel before our eyes feels so very good.

They’re going to have to outbid RT.

CNN or Russia Today?

My boy Corey's gonna piss his cargo shorts in excitement

Countdown to how long it will take CNN to hire this dude on as a political commentator?

I am honestly baffled at how swiftly folks have come down on the nope side of this. She is a celebrity who is intimately involved in something existentially horrifying. Everybody who encounters her in the next three months should do something similar. I’m surprised we haven’t heard lots more stories of small/ish…

OP is a fucking idiot and so are the rest of you that feel “icky” about this. The rest of us feel “icky” that this orange piece of shit and his family are contenders for the Presidential suite at the fucking White House. Go fuck yourselves.

So anyway, I take my wonderful wife to the neighborhood I lived in Baltimore, Charles Village next to Hopkins, and not but a minute after we exit the taxi she steps into a crack on the sidewalk and severely sprains her leg, which means she can’t come to the O’s game tonight! We spent three hours at Union Memorial…

Not at all. The difference is that it is difficult to show intent on sending an e-mail. Without something clearly saying “I intend to violate the rules,” intent is hard to prove in that case. (Whether or not intent was needed is a different issue not really germane to this thread).