Hello, we are currently down people and yet five of us will be on tonight liveblogging and writing about the debates as ever. One post does not signal a change in editorial strategy! I realize and sympathize that there is a temptation to believe that we are flipping the switch given all the recent fuckery yonder, but…

Thank you for being a friend,

I’d read that ... daily, if not hourly.  Totally staff it with great, insightful, and experienced journalist.  Fuck, I’d even help drive traffic to that kinda site. 

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

This woman is so pathetic. 

Nothing says fighting the patriarchy like calling a random young woman a “fucking bitch” amirite ladies

I’ll say it before and I’ll say it again: Joker is basically Threw It On The Ground but played entirely straight.

I would pay double for a WWE PPV if it Werner Herzog did color commentary. 

That and the fact he wrote a book called TRIGGERED and brought his girlfriend on tour to yell at hecklers who were mean to him. 

The most disturbing take away from this article is that Jr was heckled by people who don’t think the Trumps are bad enough. WTF

Personally I would have preferred Patton Oswalt

Just a head’s up for anyone interested and not aware: Today’s “Hang Up and Listen” podcast over at Slate is entitled “What Happened to Deadspin, According to the People Who Were There”; the hosts interview Megan Greenwell (“who edited the site for 18 months before resigning this summer and is now editor of Wired.com”)…

Herbs are not known for their intelligence. 

Nothing worse than incompetent bosses who break shit because they think they know better.

Ok crafty Kotaku readers, you know what must be done. Custom pink seat covers for Fahey’s power chair. Go!

Is John Cartwright a Rule 63 of Jane Cartwright/Jane Doe?

I am somebody who doesn’t like teleporting all over (a la 3), so being able to wander appeals to me. The 3 current classes don’t appeal to me, so I hope they have a couple more cooking up behind the scenes.

Deadspin Forever

Fuck Paul Maidment.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller.