Because CoD is nothing like PUBG aside from battle royal to begin with. The article doesn’t even attempt to make the claim, so the title is completely click bait.

Mybe it's his ex mistress.

That manifold would be amazing! 

Unless they’re connected to an ICE model.

Because he played the arcade version, which had a joystick covered in piss. 

You know too much about this pedophile entrapment stuff. I never thought these fetish things could extend so far. I even stopped reading half way into ur second paragraph. This makes me overly suspect of things like Furries and cosplay. 

You’re still better off with butter imo.

While I agree that it is the cream cheese, I must say it is still also the bagel.

Twenty-nine percent of ASU students came from families that made less than $20,000 per year, second-lowest in the state

Between that statement and the rest of the article, Blackout turns out to be nothing like PUBG. Can you say click bait title! 

PUBG seems way slower paced to BO4. This is going to be the comparison that everyone makes and I’m always going to hate. Also, Battle Royal is a game mode, not an entire game. Just because a game incorporates battle royal it doesn’t make it PUBG. That’s almost like comparing every game with TDM to 007. And just…

Wow, really hope they're qualified for meeting quotas. BFOQ: Vagina.

It was in auto-pilot. 

Dunno how someone can’t accurately count the rotations on a video that plays in slo-mo. 

I counted 9.5 tumbles. It was in slo-mo. How did we count different?

Isnt this the same shit as Nascar? 

It’s on a track with other road cars. It should be on a closed/private estate road.

LOL

Hamilton, GTFO of deadspin. TY bye. 

Gotta love people so willing to give up their freedom.