"LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKER I AM GOING TO KICK. YOUR. ASS."

NO. BAD. WE DO NOT STICK OURSELVES UNDER CARS WITH OUT JACK STANDS.

Hey telephones are a proud, courageous people who were here a long time before the internet took their land. We should celebrate them by misconstruing what words mean.

GUTS. GLORY. ASPIRIN.

Secret Service Agent 1: I'm only going to ask you one more time. Are you working with anyone else?
Secret Service Agent 2: ANSWER him, you slippery son of a bitch!
Secret Service Agent 1: Are you working with anyone else? Anyone else? Yes or no?
Seal: [Leans forward]
Seal: [Coughs]
Seal: [Claps twice]
Secret Service Agent…

The Seahawks name just mocks blind NFL fans who will never see a hawk in their lives!

"Jets? The 9/11 hijackers used jets as weapons. If you are a Jets fan, you support terrorism."

So great that everyone's finally in on the joke now. The only place to go from here is to make the questions really nonsensical: "Pop, how do you think the game tonight is affecting Isis plans to weaponize Ebola."

Superman through the window into a reverse Dukes of Hazard transitioning into the Pete Rose but doesn't stick the landing.

What, you think we should drop giant pumpkins on starving children?

Not everyone has 1,200 lb pumpkins that could feed a whole village. Or even disposable income. His point was not to guilt us commenters but the people who waste large amounts of food. The fact that you took it so personally says something though...

I love Defenders, but they are just so damn expensive. I am pretty sure you could get a CJ-8 thats puts out triple digit HP for less $$. CP

Apologies in advance if I'm bringing up bittersweet memories, but Eight is a fucking badass name for a dog. Props.

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

Goodell: when he told us he prayed, we didn't realize it would look like that. He misled us as to the nature of his praying. If it were Christian-like praying—2 games. But this?! Indefinite suspension.

Those are some truly awful fake breasts.

Either way, he, his arsenal of talent up front, and Manchester United are well and truly fucked.

I know the feeling. it's awesome.

NP242? Very nice - that has 2WD Hi, 4WD Hi Full-time, 4WD Hi Part-time and 4WD Lo Part-time. My XJ has a NP231 which is nice, and my CJ has a Dana 18 twin-stick.