jd... Little typo on the dates above. 2014 instead of 2015. No worries though.

A woman with a heavy eastern European accent walked up to me at the dog park and said, "I have never seen a Polish Hound in the US before! Where did you get your dog?" Pretty much a google thing after that. Probably just the result of a couple o' different dogs getting together to remake the US version of the…

MY GOD KINJA... Commenting on the Gawker family of sites has (for scale) "seemingly" gone from great, to good, to ok, to "really?", to "Oh, what happened here?", to "wholly shit, what happened here?", to "my fucking god this sucks." IMO.

from my understanding, the NBA ratifies all contracts and can void them as they wish... The owners and players do not have the same ability... It is similar to the NFL, in that if the League feels as if a contract is written in a way to subvert the salary cap, they can reject it (not ratify it) or void it later on....…

I posted just this thought this morning....

Simple solution... Cancel every contract of every player on the team at the end of the season. Make them all free agents. Then, take all of the clippers draft picks for this year. Allow Clippers to look for players for next year... What free agents will sign with the team? Only ones who know what they are getting…

The Black Circle nearly strikes again... Will our children ever be safe?

As an owner of a 99 lifted Cherokee and a stock JKU Rubicon, I could not agree with you more. The new Cherokee, which as you guys have pointed out in the past, can't even take a lift... Its an ass-phalt. I hate it.

Just sold my 2011 Ford Escape because of the ridiculous amount of rust on underside of the front right... I was shocked when I went to change the oil. Seemed to crop up in a few months... I bought it new, only three winters, and less than 50k. My Cherokee is 15 years old and has less rust (only rust in in the rear…

is it just me or it the beetle morphing into an audi tt?

Well done Deadspin commentors... Well done. Very classy ladies and gentlemen... Very classy. Seriously. Great comments! This is what we come here for, tomorrow is for jokes, tonight, for his family and team.

exactly!

well, she must be a witch. How can one pour a large cup of green water into a small cup and it not spill over? WITCH. WITCH. WITCH.

I love the longer version of this gif with the crowd in it.

Three clicks just to see what others had commented on your post and to start a response... Now my comment seems a little lame. Just wanted you to know that I agreed with your comment and wanted to say that, but now after all the clicking to get here, and all the inevitable "Back" clicking I am going to have to do, I…

This is the shit that kills people... Funny, but it kills people.

Lotion and "white" bread next to his computer?? I guess it helps with hand speed?

God is a spore that constantly tries to test our immunity to his power, only those of strong mind, body, and faith, are able to proceed to fulfillment. Let that be a testament to his glory.

kinja is making this so hard.. i replied the below question earlier (somewhere in this chain...it was a rumor a few years ago... More or less just the mental image in my mind of one great athlete giving heat to another great athlete, doesn't matter if it's true, it only needs to sound true to make it a dig. LeBron…

"Dream Team 1." Drops mi (ke). walks out door.