no seriously... apparently it really is a thing. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index…

I am a lot of things... but a moron no? And facetious? No sir, I was being sarcastic!

come on dude? What are you talking about? Flowing lava, yeah... ok, sure. Next thing you are going to say is that there was once flowing water on Mars. Shit... Maybe even say say the conditions for life may have existed in the past or even right now!?! Ha. Dude, don't you get it... the world is only 3000 years…

screw it... image fail

"The Washington Capitals' Alex Ovechkin is a great hockey player, this GIF aside. He led the league in goals and willed his mostly bad team to the playoffs."

I live in VA and every time I go to the liquor store they scan my Drivers License (VA State owns ABC Stores) ... Why does the government want to know I like Scotch? Sometimes good scotch (Glenlivet 18) and sometimes not so good scotch (Johnny Red)... Why? What nefarious goals could/do they have? Are they planning…

Olympia...9? Look, their slogan is "it's in the water"... when I was in college, it was the Naddie Light, when you could not afford Naddie Light.

damn it/late/to slow

If this is what the NYT thought, they were just being dumb... Snowden may be a lot of things, but stupid is unlikely.... It is far more likely that he wanted to get the electronic devices in a controlled location... Not to act as a Faraday cage.

timing is everything... But when you get it at just right... perfection.

some things are just perfect.... this is one of those things. The chick with the handkerchief is my favorite part.

"While the plane hasn't actually ever "flown" yet, it has successfully completed taxi and ground testing with flight testing to commence later this year."

i am not really into gifs... but i really like this one.

not for nothing... after I triple bogey, I blame everyone! The guy I am playing golf with for walking in my line, the lady in front of my group for playing slow, the guy in the group in front of me coaching the woman playing slow, my dad for introducing me to the game, my mom for marrying my dad, having me and then…

Well clearly, since we Americans invented English (and in all fairness, the spoken word), I think it is only right that we hound and humiliate any and all who try and change our beautiful words.

lol... The one list of cars on Jalopnik that does not contain a Mazda Miata...

Damnit.... I just posted the quote from the movie.. You beat me to it. Well Done.

“She was beautiful but her feet were jacked up. I pulled the covers back and it was hammer time I should’ve known something was up I saw the little bumps on the top of her shoes when I met her but I thought maybe it was an old shoe or something but you would never, ever think a woman that fine would have hammer time…

Ah... Broomstick? I think that's a typo... Here is the correction.