wow - that almost made sense

I live in 'Merica - can I get your decimal lovin' paws to type me some conversions on those weights/heights - I don't do grams and meters - feet and pounds if you would oblige. Oh, and I don't do my own conversions neither - I'm 'Merican! /sarcasm #corrections

Isn't one of the unintended side effects a possible spacial singularity to occur at the moment Windows boots up? Buyer Beware!!

You do understand co-employment, don't you? Apple, while I hate them so, does audit and require certain things much like a temp agency would.

Did you read about being an ass on Lifehacker as well? You're quite good at it...

Can't wait for the Spartan variant

Can't wait for the Spartan variant...

We shouldn't want our lines to be axes...

Not able to watch video at my work and generally skimming the quotes, I initially thought the word "euro" was a white-neck slang word for "year-old." Boy, I'll tell you - it placed a whole different spin on this article!

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I have started using LastPass and have gotten into using a 12 character password that reportedly will take more than 1,000 years to crack with today's technology...

I might add this is an (rather failed ) attempt to point out spelling errors

I love to cookies

Bing, huh? Yeah good luck with that...

The results speak for themselves, but without definitive results no on can be sure...

umm...

I can - and it's the reason the Fire will fail. Since we don't get to see the results of each poll, I'm blindly throwing up this theory, fanbois spammed the hell out of the poll. I've seen it happen first hand... they are a force to be reckoned with...

The irony of this article, written where it is, is Gizmodo employs a very similar hashtag filtering system... Gizmodo commenters can simply put # in front of words to filter what everyone is saying about that exact string of words. Things like #whitenoise #trollpatrol and #corrections have become staples of Gizmodo's…

It's said Bane is employed by Ra's Al Ghul