My dad says “This doesn’t suck.” That’s pretty good.

Right on. An essential good way to maintain appreciation is to interest yourself in the reality of how little soon many have (materially but otherwise too). If you aren’t periodically happy you have a sink with running water you are probably seeing things wrong.

Think this might have something to do with it? Trump to Breitbart in 2015:

You mean how lucky WE’VE been. The thought of him dealing with a true catastrophic event of scale is terrifying.

No Jokes on this one from me. People are going to die, because we elected a cowardly narcissistic idiot. This was more fun when he was just paying off Pornstars.

Turkey Fucks Chicken

Yep. Trump bends the knee to any strongman he comes into contact with. He never stood a chance here given that Putin and Erdogan were on the other side.

Putin is happy.

Good point. Republicans know all too well that they impeached Clinton for committing perjury for lying to an independent counsel about a blowjob. If Trump lied to an independent counsel about treason-adjacent activities...that would not be a good look, even in the fever swamps of the republican mind. 

whilst it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if he perjured himself in his written answers to Mueller I think the real reason he can’t let it go is broadly two-fold & would be exactly the same even if by some miracle he managed not to...

I almost forgot about that fast-moving detail!.. One of the things making him sweat (was it only last week?) was that Dem demand for the redacted material in a certain spot, re WikiLeaks I think. He sure does want people to forget the Mueller report, and will keep ridiculing its every mention, because he knows he lied…

Donnie is the king of projection

That’s the joke...

The smoking gun will be when they hire Steve Sarkisian.

My guess is he has drank 18 beers a day for so many days that he thinks there are 5 days in a week.

He switches to Kirkland Original Bourbon-Style Corn Whiskey on the weekends.

Is there really any “probably” about the drunk part? The evidence seems pretty conclusive.

I won’t.

“Don’t fuck it up, Randy!” yells a collaborator at one point