As does Sarah Palin.

Stephen Miller confirms.

Seriously...if I were someone in a position to investigate stuff in WV I’d throw her in a deposition tomorrow.

“Most of us should be in jail for the things we do,”

Without doing any research, I can only imagine this guy’s campaign is centered around the idea of bringing coal back, just like Trump’s campaign. And the thing is, most people in that region know coal is never coming back. They know people like this guy and Trump are full of shit. But they’ll vote for the guy because…

“’Most of us should be in jail for the things we do,’ she said. ‘We just haven’t been caught. No one’s gone after us.’”

Holy shit, how old is Albert Belle now? Wait...how old am I?

“Most of us should be in jail for the things we do,” she said. “We just haven’t been caught. No one’s gone after us.”

And the answer to “How you doin’?” appears to be “not great.”

Two counts of DUI in one encounter? My man is still putting up suspicious stats.

Not the same person—the Albert Belle I remember was named “Joey.”

He also has a history of getting in trouble for throwing his balls into a crowd.

And ordering them.

Hair Color: BLACK

The second count of indecent exposure was for Fernando Vina’s genitals, which he still carries with him to this day.

Well, in his defense, the situation is a little confusing. Not long ago, everyone was demanding to see his cork.

City with the most *breweries per capita.

I love the respectability politics bullshit. These kids use bad words, they were rude to adults at that CNN event, they didn’t bow and scrape to a US Senator... for shame. Yes, yes I’m sure if they were polite, quiet and obsequious you’d totally listen to their message!

I rarely drink and never open a tab, so I tip $1 per basic drink, $2 for mixed drinks. I like your ideas, though.

I know, fuck... who can teach me Irish gaelic real quick, better take down these St. Patrick’s Day decorations