now wait a minute - Trump went to a military school as a kid and knows a lot about soldier stuff...

I believe it was Dr. King who said “We shall lease, with an option to buy!”

Well some evangelicals liken themselves as soldiers in God’s army. So I’m willing to bet some of these evangelical leaders call themselves Generals in God’s army. So I’m sure some creepy church leader introduced himself as a General and told Dumpy that God wants this.

I’ve been wanting to get a tee printed that says “Believe me.”

this wasnt a lie tho.... im pretty sure general ignorance was involved

Duh, it was a spelling mistake. He consulted his genitals....

First, how is this a corporate line if this is from their employees, the players. Second, isn’t the sentence above touching on the exact reason that Kaepernick started his protest.

Wait, Jefferson as in in Jefferson Davis? Beauregard as in General Beauregard? If Sessions is mad with NFL Players kneeling for national anthem he’s liable to challenge a man to a duel when he kneels for Dixie and disrespects the Confederate flag.

Did anyone check out Dale Hansen’s piece on Trump V the NFL? It contained this sick burn: “I served in the military during the Vietnam War, and my foot hurt too. But I served anyway.”

This is such a major departure from his long history of paying attention to people who are experts in their field!

“Why should I listen to you, General? You weren’t even smart enough to avoid military service.”

Well....maybe he didn’t truthfully consult his generals while making a typical Dotard bigoted decision. But the Colonel was present at least!

When Trump says, or tweets, anything it is always projection. If he says he talked to all his military leaders, it means he didn’t. If he says someone or something is losing support, it means he is losing support. If he says other GOP members failed to pass his agenda, it means he failed to pass his agenda. Whatever,…

If you have a stroke or heart attack under the Republican healthcare plan, you’re probably going to die.

Sen. Hatch, in a fit of pique, wants to defund medical funding (presumably in the next budget) - why? - to teach the hoi polloi a lesson? It’s psychotic, this heartless party ideology above the needs of the people.

Googles “sit down wipe” and discovers:

“Imagine texting somebody you love and getting no response for more than a day.”

June 17. 2014 segment: I was just waiting for him to talk about Obama. Holy F-ing shit.

I’ve been around a while now and have seen some shit, but I don’t think even on my worst day I’m as bitter on the inside as that man is on the outside. And I hope to god I never am.

This reminds me of when Jeff Ross was on Marc Maron’s podcast, and since Ross knows Trump a little bit from doing the Comedy Central Roasts and just being around NYC for a long time (and even having performed at Trump hotels), Marc asked Ross if he thinks Trump even really wanted to be President.