When asked for comment:

The Dolphins reportedly noticed Timmons was missing during a room check Saturday night. Police found him at LAX Sunday morning. Why was he there? From TMZ:

He does this shit all the time so this wasn’t a fluke.

Why does TMZ have to use the term “baby mama” for such a serious thing? The guy is obviously going through some kind of psychological disturbance, it’s not funny.

I don’t see what the big deal is — Timmons was just one of millions of people in SoCal yesterday who managed to avoid going to the Dolphins-Chargers game.

Well at least they found him. Any word on whether they’ve found the missing Chargers fans yet?

Do you smell what the Kevin is cookin?!

Good point! Westbrook would have been the better comparison there.

I mean, I love the hell out of watching Russ play like a steaming bullet train straight from hell, and I was in the “Russ for MVP” camp just on the basis of his incredible individual efforts (Harden for overall, but yeah, arbitrary statistical anomalies do excite me; fight me about it), but I could not imagine…

LeBron just trashes his teammates through the regular old media.

That’s guy’s Dad sure could make a great cheeseburger.

He turned into Randall “Tex” Cobb so gradually nobody even noticed.

It’s a cool play, but let’s not pretend it’s anything new. Eagles fans watched Andy Reid run variations of this play for a decade. It’s neat that he still finds ways to make it work.

Is this why it’s too much to ask for Kelce to stop being such a douche? Nobody’s perfect, I guess.

Shame on Colbert and the Emmy’s for this. This douchebag shouldn’t get a redemption tour.

Interesting. The shovel pass is also a cheat in DOT road work.

At this point I would rather have Kelce on my team than Gronk. Kelce would be amazing if not for his requisite 1 taunting call per game.

KD is a tremendously gifted basketball player who happens to be the embodiment of all millennial stereotypes: can’t handle criticism, wants the easy road to success, doesn’t eat at Applebee’s, etc.

Spot the lie tho.

I thought it was going to be something like “Rick Barnes couldn’t even get to the Sweet 16 with ME on the team.”