Did they score?

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from a lifetime of being the working poor, it’s that people who have never been there can never understand, really, what that is like. They love to hand out countless situationally inappropriate/completely useless suggestions, though! Must be nice.

My brother gets temporary visas to work in the US every year. It is exactly the kind of visa that Trump uses for cooks, maids and other staff at his hotels. This year my brother was brought to Florida first. He was then transferred to another state far from the path of this or any other hurricane. I am so glad that he…

I live in Tennessee so some people who can evacuate are heading into this area. I saw a local hotel offering a special rate for evacuees. It was still $100 a night at the fucking Holiday Inn that will surely have a lot of unsold rooms at any rate. Like how TF can people afford that? Some of my friends who wanted to…

I live in the Florida Keys and evacuated last night. I’m terrified my home will be destroyed but at least I know my pups and kitty are safe and sound now.

Poor nutrition. Lack of education. Various bodily disorders. But it’s pretty disgusting that you’d leap to complain about an evacuated woman’s appearance.

A lot of poor people (who are usually black or brown) live in areas called food deserts, where most stores are convenience stores or little markets with few healthy options. When you can get a burger and fries for $3 but a salad is $7, it’s obvious they’ll go for the burger meal. Crap is cheap and healthy food not so…

I am always pissed off when people are all “Why didn’t they just leave?” Well, let me tell you as someone who could have been in that position. Where are you going to go? You don’t have a car...you rely on public transportation...whoops..that’s stopped running. Maybe you have relatives that can come get you, but…

He died doing what he loved. Filling his lungs with water instead of air.

Was he being pursued by FBI Agent Johnny Utah?

I want you to get what you want. So, yes.

Was Grogan wearing his football neck roll? Please say yes.

Every time they show Patricia, he’s hiding under his playsheet saying something into the microphone. Who do you think he’s talking to? Of course he’s selling coke.

In the 10 years I lived in New England, the Pats went 65-95. Went to several games and was able to get 50-yard line seats where some dipshit in a Celtics hat, Red Sox sweatshirt, and Bruins Jacket would inevitably shout “CRIQUI!” over and over again at Don Criqui who was serving some sort of penance in the broadcast…

Here’s the difficulty I have. Yes, Trump is absolutely the worst in terms of his policies and lack of qualifications for the position. However, I think as a liberal, it is a betrayal to get into guilt by association, especially when it comes to personal judgments. Painting the world in black and white, good and bad,…

So that is why you drive 5 miles under the speed limit in the left lane on 91? And then start drifting into the right lane if anyone tries to pass you?

I believe you mean homophonia

New England does not appreciate your homophobia.

Here’s a great drinking game to get through every nationally televised Patriots game (probably all of them). Drink every time a reference is made about DC (Devolving Caveman) Matt Patricia. This includes every time they show him on camera. You’ll be dead by halftime....Which, really, is the only way to get though a…