So he had ‘inappropriate contact’ with a 5 yr old, and they ‘put a note in his file’. Well fucking done school district morons.

I think “obsession” is an understatement. It’s almost into creepy stalker territory.

Reset your outrage meter. Mine goes to at least 11.5 now.

Outrage fatigue at 10/10.

he’s from Tacoma.

Then it’s a bad comparison! Wilson isn’t “perfectly pleasant.” He’s a smug media-baiting Jeter wannabe with his head completely up his ass.

Sometimes it’s easy to forget that 2500 unbroken miles of ‘MURIKA starts at the Seattle city limits.

If you’re in Seattle, you can buy it in a store.

And it really helps when dealing with some “12's”

It cant get that old, since the Earth has only been around for 2 or 3 thousand years.

IT WOULDN’T HAVE EVEN BEEN A DYNASTY. son of a bitch

To be fair, like most Seahawks fans, he may have only started watching football 5 years ago. In that brief span of history, they may very well have been the best defensive team. The 85 Bears and 2000 Ravens, hell even the 2015 Broncos, were far better.

Praise the Lord, Amen.

They did a whole episode about dee dating a retarded guy. Who did you think it was about?

You’d think we would have heard about Russell Wilson being married to Dee Reynolds.

Just the rumor that Golden Tate cucked DangeRuss made him my favorite ND grad of all time.

Hey man, gotta keep it pure for your second wife, who already has a kid by another dude.  

Welcome to the American voter.

With all the bad decisions about personnel, strategy, and playcalling, the destruction of the Seahawks really sounds like an inside job.

This picture of Russ and his first wife when he got drafted is my spirit animal.

The best part of the Seahawks’ recent success is how Boeing has spent millions of dollars adopting the team as its own. Now all these blind Seahawks fans talk about their love for a company that has done everything in its power to screw over the region and move jobs to right-to-work states. They’re rooting for their…