He auctioned a picture of himself holding his cock? Tacky!

Why did you make me hit you?

And some women should never have children.

Tangible action and not just thoughts and prayers? Good luck with that, amateurs.

These people are 0-for-whatever with their end of times bullshit. They all want to be alive when it happens so they can get in their big “I told you so”. What good does it do if you and Mabel are 200 years in the ground when you get called up to heaven? You need to be alive so you can look that bitch Mabel in the eye…

Letting him access his Twitter account from prison is all I really want out of this whole mess.

sympathy = fresh baked turds

As shitty as Trump is at assigning names, he did a masterful job on Jeb. I can’t even see his name without immediately thinking ‘low energy’.

I have a friend, right-wing redneck and all that. I love the guy. We’re both Seinfeld fans so every once in a while we’ll start talking about episodes and laughing and whatnot. Inevitably my friend swings the conversation around to Jerry’s apartment, and then city apartments in general. He just cannot fathom living…

When 2020 comes and he loses, there will be violence in streets.

These are people who believe in the power of prayer.

The ‘Jexodus’ movement encourages Jewish people to leave the Democrat Party. Total disrespect! Republicans are waiting with open arms. Remember Jerusalem (U.S. Embassy) and the horrible Iran Nuclear Deal!

Trump has cornered the market on cowards who hide behind guns. Oh no, whatever shall we do?

Nailed it. I’d rather fight them than their “women”.

They. Drew. First. Blood.

Lindsey Graham, once the Republican never Trumper this country needed. For shame, Lindsey.

I told you to stay out of my White Rhino, grandpa. 

Axios: And you think the Green New Deal is going to kill you?

I think that we can all agree that no matter where you fall vis-a-vis the efficacy of excessive hand gestures, wine in a soda can really cuts down on the awkward spillage that comes with it.

It forced the Trumpers to put their cards on the table. From that moment on they had to admit petty and mean was what they wanted all along, and it turns out they’re pretty okay with not hiding it.