It took a while to process everything in that picture, and now I hate you.

“Are you suggesting I’m enjoying this?” McConnell snapped back, according to the people who attended the lunch.

Show your math.

I like your ending better.

Math checks out.

That’s the beauty of the box the Republican party have put themselves in. Trump’s support will continue to shrink down to his hardcore base and unless the Dems find a way to shoot themselves in the foot (it’s on the table!), Trump will be routed in 2020. But at the same time, his angry, vengeful base can still wreck…

“Cash or debit?”

The meteor.

“Your illiterate”

People like this intentionally hang out in the passing lane because they feel it’s their responsibility to regulate the flow of traffic. 

I noticed this too when I got my first hybrid back when they first started gaining in popularity. No matter how fast I went, I would get tailgated (usually by pickups). I figured that dipshits just assumed that all hybrid drivers were soft. I’ll never forget the look on this one joker’s face when he figured out he…

So True! There were no greedy drug companies before Mitt Romney created the basis for what would become the Affordable Care Act.

Trump better get on this if he doesn’t want to lose a big chunk of his base before Nov 2020.

The only people who claim Trump isn’t racist are the folks who voted for him because he is racist.

Rome is such a bitch.

Mmmmmm....that’s the good stuff.

It really eats at me that people who call themselves patriots are fine with Trump attacking free and honest elections and the free and independent press, two of the most important pillars of any democracy.

More like hold my 18 pack, from what I hear.

Let’s make this a thing.

And to add insult to multiple insults and injury, some creditors are waving the late fees but still reporting the late payments to credit agencies.