just because someone has a vagina or a penis doesn’t automatically make them a better or worse parent than the other parent. people need to learn that.

the S&P 500 averages 7%/year. is there risk? yes. but so long as you dont sell when low, you can avoid losing money.

because 28 year old men are known for being the beacon of cleanliness?

can we all agree that Lonzo should go to Cleveland.

gotta love the people who come here just to write a stupid pun...

wait, did they say Dana Jacobson? like the Dana Jacobson who used to be on ESPN and ‘fuck jesus’ fame?

they’re all pretty obv IMO

you really should specify which Trump. i’d give it a non-zero chance that Ivanka has never seen him naked.

i may be but that doesn’t mean i’m wrong

what sucks for the Blue Jackets is that they’re located in fucking Ohio. no sane person wants to live in fucking Ohio for any period of time. it’s where you live if you can’t make it in a real place.

my wife always said i couldn’t have a viking funeral because you “can’t do that”. welp, viking funeral is back on!

defiantly a shit show. literally and figuratively.

if one is smart enough to figure out their taxes to get $0 return, they should be smart enough to figure out the vehicles to not have high interest debt.

don’t let Boston fans hear you say that. they probably would argue that DLs shouldn’t be allowed withing 10 yards of St. Tom’s feet.

while i don’t disagree with you, the interest is pennies for most peoples returns because most people don’t get huge returns

when all you do all day, every day is teach your dog to bite people, you shouldn’t be surprised when your dog bites you.

i would not google it on a work computer.

allowing Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to donkey punch him in the face

can they just turn this into a beach flag football game already?

Joe Buck would like a word with all of you...