Re: shitting while plane crashes:

you do realize that by this time next year Disney will own roughly 40% of the movie making business, right?

I’d be willing to bet a large $ amount that over 95% of the people attending that “rally” voted for an orange guy with ridiculous hair in 2016

awesome, a website that wont let me even look at their merchandise without logging into an account... no thanks...

awesome, a website that wont let me even look at their merchandise without logging into an account... no thanks...

i would bet my entire net worth that this is exactly correct.

Ben McAdoo 100% looks like that dude trying to sell 2 ‘dank ass’ jet skis on craiglist.

if this slogan lasts more than 4 hours, they may want to consult a physician

dont forget about Brett Saberhagen

if there is one thing yinzers care about it’s respectin Merica and putting uppity [n-word]s in their place and “doing it the right way”.

i’m sure all you yinzers will be like “see, i told you he was shit” 4 years from now when he finally breaks down

Also, how long would the average Masturbation Movie be?

it happens. i wouldn’t say it only happens during games; the people negotiating aren’t limited to only talking during business hours, so if the final deal is struck at 8 pm, during a game, the player will get pulled from the game. if the deal is struck at 8 am, they’ll just not start the player.

maybe they could just offer thoughts and prayers without anything else... cause that always solves problems.

i feel like there is a 50/50 shot he mentions Hillary in there too. 

i agree. how about this:

lol @ Wentz being “replacement level”

who do you think the owner is going to side with after you loudly say one of those phrases? you or the pissed off customer that just got embarrassed?

or maybe just because you are incapable of doing something someone who is capable enough to effectively instill himself as a dictator of a country might be more capable of doing what you can not?

were the police called on her because she had a coupon the manager thought was fake or because she was asked to leave and did not?

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