i’m sure all you yinzers will be like “see, i told you he was shit” 4 years from now when he finally breaks down

Also, how long would the average Masturbation Movie be?

it happens. i wouldn’t say it only happens during games; the people negotiating aren’t limited to only talking during business hours, so if the final deal is struck at 8 pm, during a game, the player will get pulled from the game. if the deal is struck at 8 am, they’ll just not start the player.

maybe they could just offer thoughts and prayers without anything else... cause that always solves problems.

i feel like there is a 50/50 shot he mentions Hillary in there too. 

i agree. how about this:

lol @ Wentz being “replacement level”

who do you think the owner is going to side with after you loudly say one of those phrases? you or the pissed off customer that just got embarrassed?

or maybe just because you are incapable of doing something someone who is capable enough to effectively instill himself as a dictator of a country might be more capable of doing what you can not?

were the police called on her because she had a coupon the manager thought was fake or because she was asked to leave and did not?

“i know we normally dismiss Yeti as overpriced, but here is a small cooler for $175.......................................................................”

“i know we normally dismiss Yeti as overpriced, but here is a small cooler for…

all this ridiculousness aside,

RE hangers: is the persons roommate left handed???

The Brewers are an interesting case, with some echoes of one of the most successful rentals in recent history. Saturday was the 10th anniversary of Milwaukee trading for CC Sabathia, a move that sealed the end of a 26-year playoff drought.

75k/year in NYC is practically a minimum wage job in a normal area.

except for every person being responsible and not having kids, there is a moron having 8. there is a documentary about this, it’s called Idiocracy

wtf are you even talking about?!? do you have children?

excellent work

i think most people are fine using the dividing lines from the civil war. anecdotally from my time living in virginia, the people who grew up there used to tell me about how they were taught about “the war of northern aggression” and how they have Jefferson Davis day, i’m ok leaving Virginia to the south...

Alaska is in the Southwestern part of the US now?!?