bet he didn’t realize that! hahaha.

dude’s last name is “Auernheimer”

they’re just so used to supporting guys who hit women, it’s like their security blanket.

As an accomplished NFL player, he has ample opportunities to serve as a change agent preaching justice for all: Seven months during the off-season, six full days a week between August and January.

she’s such a die hard fan that she was unaware of the legality of calling a timeout before the kick is kicked. i mean, it’s pretty obscure, it never happens in any games ever, so i can understand why she wouldn’t know about it.

Aaron Altherr (A Key & Peele reference.)

gotta make room to pay for Bobby Bonilla

there are a lot of times you hit on 12-16

how the fuck does one forget how to drive a manual car?

re Fried food

so the owner of a pro sports team decided he needed the opinion of a guy who helped kill someone but didn’t go to jail because of being famous on whether his team should sign another guy who peacefully speaks out about injustices this country

Alternatively, we could go down the current Trump route which is surprisingly effective and make coming here less appetizing than going somewhere else.

Everyone who owns a car for use on public roads in the US is legally required to have at least liability insurance

Maybe he says no to bending the knee. Dany decides he dies by fire and Jon doesn’t die...

5-10 minutes is not a long time. i’d be surprised to see someone empty a dishwasher in less than 5 minutes. like do you put 4 things in the dishwasher total? i’ve never counted but i’d say there are at least 60-80 items in ours (not including silverware). silverware alone takes like a minute or 2, and that is with…

it’s like everyone who comments about how easy it is has never seen a small human before...

you really can’t understand the difference between a 5 second task and possibly a 5-10 minute task?

if you’re not willing to skip soda altogether, enjoy your lukewarm beverage with the knowledge that you’re avoiding possibly poop-laced ice.

how is the truck going to move if the tires are flat?!?!

50 Mil is an acceptable amount for a city to pay for a stadium, or i say upgrades to infrastructure. the reason for this is because if the stadium is being built close to where the old one is, the infrastructure is probably lacking already. upgrading everything also promotes businesses to come into the area with ease,…