what region do you live in?

my daughter is 2 and a half and loves when i read this book to her. obv its completely wrong, but it has her interested in Star Wars, which is a plus. she even has Darth Vader pajamas.

maybe the county should assess fine amounts based on property taxes? so a guy with a multimillion dollar house doesnt get a $10/day fine, maybe he gets $1,000/day

how does one willfully cast a ballot for a grown man named “Boris”??

jfc, just legalize it, and legalize poker too. i’m getting tired of playing in a small player pool....

because they’re idiots.

Why was his dad fighting cancer on his eye black?

if you want to go on thinking that no fan of any other team has ever intentionally vomited on someone, by all means, keep thinking that. if people are willing to kill people, i’m pretty sure vomiting on them is probably something they would do without a second though...

cause no other fan base has ever killed anyone... but hey, keep telling yourself it’s ONLY Philadelphia

but what about Philadelphia?!?! they’re the scourge of the planet and blah blah blah, [insert 1960’s outdated reference]...

“not gambling”

this is kinda stupid. they would be painting their face because of school spirit, not for any racial reasons. this is a little over PC imo.

the problem isnt that this happened, it’s that BIG GOBMENT provided an exception in the UIGEA (2006, i believe - it’s the bill that essentially killed online poker before black friday) for fantasy sports. the writer of that bill has even said that there was no way for them to foresee this is where fantasy sports would…

so ignorance of the rule allows one to break said rule with impunity.

you never go to family dinners on thanksgiving/xmas where your sibling and spouse would be present???

“At a time of crippling budget cuts under sequestration, the Defense Department can’t afford to waste its limited resources for the benefit of sports leagues that rake in billions of dollars a year,” John McCain said on the Senate floor.

exactly. keep running and force the umpires to convene to make a decision rather than just stopping at 3rd on your own. whats the worst case scenario - the umpires rule a GRD and you are put back at 3rd. best case - run scored. seems like a pretty easy freeroll to me

you’ve obv never been to a hs football game that charges entry...

just because the Bengals have not done anything in the playoffs doesn’t mean they can’t do anything in the playoffs.

@ pooping John who can’t find time to wipe...