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Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

I understand that feeling. Another thing that makes my life horrible is sitting on the bus and wondering which 6% of the 30 men on the bus are rapists.

This is not only an insensitive comment, it’s a downright bad joke. I may have been able to excuse the insensitivity if it were actually a good joke. I award you zero points and may God have mercy on your soul.

a tiny bottle of fabricated white woman’s tears for your witchcraft

Awesome.

The Venn diagram of Boston shitheads and racists has a lot of overlap. 

This timeline makes me keep coming back to this quote from back when kicking NAZI ass was an all-American endeavor:

Maybe they just forgot, and Romero saw this and was like “hah oh yeah!”.

Also amazed the devs didn’t spill the beans for all those years, so cool.

Well, I have a message for everyone involved in this. I’m sorry we’re in this situation. And, um ... I’m just sorry we’re in this situation.

I’m sorry but this is too much.  I’m wondering if anyone will read the whole thing. 

Yes, but did she demand to speak to SNL’s manager? We all know that is the truest evidence of peak white lady rage. 

adding insult to injury (against Dykestra and any women in his life) is that Hardwick is just a bland, enthusiastic, and supremely boring person who somehow parleyed that into a job. he’s not worth the effort to defend. my heart goes out to Chloe who has to see her abuser’s name splashed over every single headline for…

In his defense, he was a rich kid with a dad and a mom. Like, give me a break he tried to gouge out the eyes of a woman. There are a good number of Jezebel readers that have terrible parents and I doubt many of them have tried to gouge some eyes out.

I know that no apology is perfect and each gets super dissected... but I can’t help myself so here goes. I don’t like that he’s basically saying that it was the fault of substance abuse. Like, it’s great that he’s sober now, but hopefully in addition to dealing with that, he’s also been though counseling for dealing…

colored bras is on my do not buy list. doesn’t matter the color, it always shows through clothes. nothin but nude for me for the past few years and it’s gr8

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

They may never be able to determine this with certainty, but I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Knox (he was a very good boy) didn’t die of natural causes. But, honestly, I don’t want to know. It’s horrible to even contemplate what someone like this trainer is capable of.

Barefoot in NY sounds like some sort of punishment.