God, dating in DC sucks.

That closing line is stone cold. Well-done, ladies.

All of the women are better people than the men are, and likely ever will be. This frequently seems true in general.

When you lot who like to go on about Millenials can actually define who qualifies as a Millenial.

Replace big scary by useless and annoying.

Maybe I missed something. When was she racist?

Agreed.

I don’t understand the Schumer hatred here, I just don’t. She’s hilarious and she shares our values but she sucks because she said a couple of politically incorrect things? She’s a fucking comedian! (I’m not yelling at you Sparky, I love you, lol! I’m just so sick of this constant attack on her from both the left and…

#cen’estpastousleschatsfrancais

Needs more stars, voter suppression from the GOP is real. As opposed to voter fraud which is not. 

Those hands

Schools really need to start teaching what a joke is or isn’t.

Shame on this councilman! This kind of voter suppression is not funny and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent the law allows! Hopefully, everyone already knows that the election is Nov. 8 for Independents and Democrats and Nov. 28 for Republicans. Make sure y’all tell everyone.

This story will make me smile for the rest of the day. A good Torchlopnik article is like a full course meal that stays in your stomach.

I know right? Like, did they think Amy Schumer was a gun rights advocate?

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

When this went down last year, we had a faculty member go on an extended work-email diatribe about how disgusting it was that a man was using the womens’ restroom (she was a transgender student presenting as female). He was reported to the appropriate authorities and chastised, but continued to rant about it in his…

This stance by Gov. McCrory is wrong and Caitlyn Jenner is still an asshole.

and yet, Caitlyn would probably vote for McCrory if she were a resident of NC.

Get fucked, McCrory