Update: Kelly is dead. RIP Kelly.

Yeah, well, joke’s on you because now Kelly’s in the Blogger ICU with Acute Fake Southernitis

Both of them came from the same factory in China, purchased in bulk on Alibaba, where all the Etsy resellers buy their shit.

Talbots’ style and Anthropologie’s nonsense had a baby, and that baby joined pinterest, and then lightning struck the TV when that baby was pinning and watching Sweet Home Alabama at the same time, and then somehow this happened.

I would definitely peruse Parker Posey’s site (were it to exist).

They’re selling 24 of these resin roses (roses! Not magnolia blossoms!) for $7 on Etsy.

I’m jumping in. :) You can wear any color (we are making several bright-green gowns this year, and some floral ones, and a black one, plus blush, and a really exciting red one) you want - the tradition of wedding gowns being white didn’t even start until Queen Victoria wore a white one in the 1800’s and jump-started…

WHO IS THE TARGET AUDIENCE FOR THIS

more like Reese Silverspoon amirite?

LadyBerry is not saying that everyone should share her tastes, just that she feels like the adulation people have for Beyonce is overblown, which is a valid opinion whether you agree with it or not.

I’m not demonizing strippers, I’m alluding to the fact that strip clubs are not known for fashion.

Oh, ugh with the fucking fur already.

OKAY THAT’S NICE BUT CAN WE ALL ACKNOWLEDGE THAT FAN BINGBING IS QUEEN HERE PLEASE

Gotta hope this is faux. Can’t imagine how many critters would have be killed for it otherwise.

Ha! I won’t keep you in suspense like Calvin and Hobbes, but the story is basically typical grandma behavior.

You know I never really got why people think he makes intelligent movies. It's moderately witty cinema with a large vocabulary, that's about it. He's well read and drops a lot of literary references. I think the best way to describe him and his films would be "Pervert Sophomore".

Actually, the more I read about the case, the more I think the prosecutors didn’t charge correctly. I read an analysis last night that says, based on IL law, the judge had to acquit as the cop the cop aimed and fired at the intended target, which is intentional, not reckless. That means that officer’s beyond awful…

Omg. Sherilyn Fenn still looks amazing

Absolutely. Which is why I love reading STFU Parents (and follow on facebook...her Easter post is pretty funny).