I agree with you about the cremation connotations. My father had been very clear it was his preference but at the time of his death my grandfather really couldn’t handle it (we still honored my dad’s request but he was in the box for the memorial and was cremated in it). We’re just starting to think that it’s time to…

YOU GUYS. I am so excited. So I never had terrible skin, but it wasn’t crystal clear. But last year my skin broke out so so hard. It was really bad hormonal stuff all over my jawline and chin and it was awful. I looked like a teenager (I’m 32). So 2 months ago I started spironolactone, and today was the first day that…

This is applicable to several of these. Butter lady. Nacho cheese guy. “Mother is made from asbestos” dude.

I shouldn’t find that as funny as I do. Like this one:

Or you could just call him Nux!

J.D. Salinger Presents Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let’s Find Out!

People should totally look into altruistic kidney donation! Operation-wise it’s safer than childbirth, and you’re totally good to go with one kidney and at the top of the transplant list if your remaining kidney ever bites the dust down the road. Your donation can set off a chain reaction of donations (the matching…

I really don’t think this should have been reported. Should have just been released to the family...

Yeah. I mean, I understand why this is in the news, but there’s a part of me that feels like we didn’t have a right to know this. Her parents have been through enough.

Giving a shit about my physical appearance.

Blaine is a pain, and that is the truth.

So basically someone DIDN’T hurt anyone with a shoe bomb fourteen years ago and now we have to take off our shoes at the airport but literally tens of thousands of men, women, and children (including first graders in their school - a pile of bullet-riddled six-year-olds who still believed in Santa Claus) have been…

Nothing will ever meet the madness of The Dress. My husband straight-up called me a liar over that shit.

I think one of the bigger insults is suggesting that garbage collection is somehow a bad job. Only in the hierarchy-obsessed West, where academia is the product of collected wealth, can this insult be constructed.

Aberforth, is that you?

From the always excellent Kate Beaton.

Lovely story. This is what I wish more people understood, how delightful it is to be kind in this way. It’s fun. You get to be part of this wonderful moment, and it’s so worth whatever it costs.

Exception: Queen Latifah as Mama Morton