This guy’s still kicking:

What if you’re a Jewish Texan? It could be celebratory gunfire.

“Trump has now become Presidential.”

Don’t say that Vizzini....please

Having fell in love with Fellowship when it was released (and, having started work at a cinema, getting to see it and The Two Towers many times each), I can’t remember being more excited for a film than this one – or having a more emotional reaction to one. From “I can’t carry it for you” onwards I seemed to remember…

Oh, the drama when he dies is going to be a riot. You know Ivanka will be executor. If he’s still married to Melania at the time it’ll be Ivanka vs. her, Ivanka vs. Don Jr. and Eric, Don Jr. vs. Eric, with Tiffany pressing her nose against the glass and hoping someone remembers her. That’s assuming there’s anything…

Tiff looks like she's sucking it all in for dear life.

It’s like the Habsburg Jaw on Opposite Day.

And he’ll forget about her in the will anyway. Not cut her out, just forget to write her in.

I felt so petty for thinking it, but Ashley Biden has all of the bone structure Ivanka couldn’t even manage to buy. 

I guarantee there was a conversation with her about the inheritance before that speech. Regardless, garbage human being.

I admit I fell into the “I think Tiffany hates Daddy as much as we do!” camp for almost three years. Then I saw her speech at the RNC. Apparently, according to Tiffany, the Democrats/Liberals/assorted bogeypeople are trying to control the way you think, speak and act!

So many kids with so many different moms and all united by that weak ass chin gene.

No automotive journalist should own automotive stock. It’s unacceptable.

Munro having stock in a car company whose image he shapes (whether he realizes it or not) is something I felt we should discuss, especially since Jalopnik plans to continue to cover Munro’s findings. 

Get Off My Lawn!

Now you come on. When they filtered down from the stars and concocted earth life as a joke or mistake, don’t you think this is exactly what they had in mind?

I don’t know, old things have problems operating cell phones all the time. I got butt dialed by Cthulhu last week. It was F’tang this and shoggoth that...

I try not to be an idiot. Ohhhh lord how I try.